Days
before the Panthers boarded a plane to travel to Seattle for their game against
the Seahawks a fowl odor, a stinky fog “full
of fish farts” if you will, swept
over the city. Was it “Super Bowel”
fever?
In any event, the only
reason the Angry Kitties are in the divisional playoffs is because they won in
the pathetic NFC South beating the Falcons who played a horrible,
mistake-riddled game. I actually felt
sorry for Falcons’ QB Ryan Lindley.
The Panthers deserve to
be rated as underdogs in this game, but if there is to be a snowflake’s chance
in hell of beating the Seahawks a couple of things have to happen. Cam Newton needs to drop his puffed-up ego
and play like a pro footballer. He needs
to stop his arrogant gestures when he connects with his receivers and for gosh
sakes don’t do that stupid “Superman” crap if they score. That just pisses off people. Newton’s two lowest-yardage games were
against the Seahawks in 2012 with 141 yards and in 2013 with a pitiful 125
yards. You see my point, right?
Another way to win would
be to score and keep on scoring to quiet down the crowd which is notoriously
known as the “Legion of Boom”. If you
take the crowd out of the game you have a chance.
The Panthers are on a
five-game winning streak and defensively are a much better team than they were
earlier in the season. Still, they are underdogs.
GO ANGRY KITTIES!
And because no
football post would be complete without pom-poms, please feast your eyes upon
the lovely Dana and Lindsey, just two of the Top Cats who make up the
cheerleading squad for the Panthers.
By the way, I’m rooting for the Ravens to destroy the
Patriots in this afternoon’s game if for no other reason than to watch Tom
Brady have a meltdown on the sideline hurling F-bombs.
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