Hell-o. I’m the Devil Baby that gave New Yorkers the fright of their life. I know you’ve seen the viral video that’s been viewed more than 34 million times and counting.
Not unlike the day Lucifer decided to possess a woman’s toaster I, the spawn of The Unholy One who can make breakfast cereal speak in foul incantations and cause boiled eggs to be unrighteously runny, have visited upon this delightful blog to predict the outcome of today’s NFL Conference Championships.
Go ahead and make rude comments. I’ll puke pea soup on you á la Linda Blair.