Round One is in the books and Round Two of the 2013 PUK Awards is now open for your voting pleasure at iOwnTheWorld.
The nominees for Round Two are yours truly (Political Clown Parade), iOwnTheWorld, Maksim, World News Bureau, The Peoples Cube, I’m 41 and Capitalist Preservation (last year’s grand winner).
I could pretend to be humble…I could, but I won’t. I’d love it if you could hop on over to iOwnTheWorld and vote like crazy for yours truly. I’m No. 3. Vote for No.3 on your program; No.1 in your heart. (If I'm not No.1 in your heart, don't tell me. It would crush me.)
Voting will last until 6 PM ET Sunday, December 29th.
I want to thank my good friend, Diogenes’ Middle Finger for the blog post informing her readers about this contest for conservative agitprop creators.
Remember, vote for me, No. 3.
UPDATE 12-30-2013 8:34 AM: The results are in. Your votes helped catapult my entry into the semi-final round. The Cage Matches will begin today and the head-to-head final is coming this Friday, January 3, 2014.
These are the Top 8 that will be going head-to-head in the Cage Matches: B. Keyser, The Looking Spoon (with 2 entries), Diogenes, iOwnTheWorld, Maksim, The Peoples Cube and yours truly, Political Clown Parade.
I hope I can count on you to vote for me because I’m cuter than a fluffy puppy and I don’t sit around in a red plaid onesie sipping hot chocolate spouting socialist horse manure talking points.
As soon as BigFurHat posts the first Cage Match, I’ll put up the link so you can start voting.
UPDATE 12-30-2013 8:31 PM: It took a while, but BigFurHat finally posted the first Cage Match I mentioned in the previous update.
The Looking Spoon and Peoples Cube are duking it out. The match is open until 6 PM New Years Eve. Hop on over here to give your thumbs up for your fave.