Dominican
Today
and Human
Events are both reporting that Cigar Boy and Billary will be “enjoying
their year-end vacation in Punta Cana, in the eastern coast of the Dominican
Republic.”
Press reports state that the recently ill (ahem) Hillary and the
perpetually randy Bill will be staying at the well-appointed Puntacana Resort
& Club, home to the Caribbean’s ultimate beach and golfing experience.
It is rumored that they may both attend a fashion show held in
honor of “famous Dominican designer” Oscar de la Renta.
Besides the Hillbillies, other jetsetters who will be at the
resort are the lisping dimbulb Barbara Walters, Vogue editor and possible
Ambassador to Paris Anna Wintour and Spanish actress Mar Flores and her hubby
Javier Merino.
There’s
nothing like the salt air and tropical breezes to help you forget your
troubles. Oh, wait. She’s already forgotten them. Convenient concussion, you know.
Enjoy
yourselves kids and remember, don't drink the water.
We’d hate for Hillary to contract another nasty “stomach flu.”
UPDATE 12-31-12: Hillary
Clinton hospitalized after doctors discover blood clot
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