Man Who Combs His Hair With A Balloon Announces 2020 Candidacy For President

Congratulations to all the bitter Hillary fans looking on Twitter for Bernie supporters to reply to their tweets

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 19, 2019

I am assuming they wont find the supporters in Wisconsin so they should be safe.

— C.D. Moore (@FredasBoss) February 19, 2019

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Bronx Bolshevik Spouting Lies On Cue

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez beat the pants off the Bronx/Queens Democratic Machine Joe Crowley on Tuesday, June 26th.

Ocasio-Cortez says her first goal, if elected to the House in November, is to introduce legislation abolishing Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE).

She supports impeaching President Trump. Her radicalized anti-Israel stance became apparent in a tweet blaming Israel for the recent violence in Gaza perpetuated by Hamas: “This is a massacre. I hope my peers have the moral courage to call it such. No state or entity is absolved of mass shootings of protesters. There is no justification. Palestinian people deserve basic human dignity, as anyone else. Democrats can’t be silent about this anymore.”

She also blamed Palestinian deaths on Trump’s decision to recognize Israeli sovereignty over the Jewish state’s capital, Jerusalem.

Along with her tweets, a former New York City Council candidate whose platform was to “defeat the greedy Jewish landlords” both volunteered for her campaign and attended her election-night victory party.

Roughly two hours after a gunman blasted his way into the Capital Gazette newsroom in Annapolis with a shotgun Thursday afternoon killing five people, the Socialist bartender tweeted a wild-ass lie:

Horrifying.

This is our nation’s 195th mass shooting - this year. https://t.co/zNBsX3sulZ

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) June 28, 2018

It appears our Bronx Bolshevik was just lazy enough to cite information from a crowd-sourced database that, in their own words, define a mass shooting “as a single outburst of violence in which four or more people are shot.  This is not the same as mass murder as defined by the FBI. 

There have been exactly three mass shootings in 2018:  Stoneman-Douglas High School in Parkland, FL, Santa Fe High School in Santa Fe, TX and the Capital Gazette newspaper in Annapolis. 

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Lying on cue and exploiting the deaths in Annapolis; who saw that coming? She’s gonna do just fine in the Democrat Party.

UPDATE:  We wish to thank one of our readers, Fran, for pointing out a mistake in the number of mass shootings which have occurred in 2018.  We originally reported two incidents inadvertently omitting the incident in Santa Fe, TX in May of 2018.  We deeply regret the error.

How The Hell Do You Know The Skunk Farted?

Short 4 foot 9 inch wombat, Robert Reich who was Bill Clinton’s Secretary of Labor, made an astonishingly confusing analogy about skunks yesterday.

Trump is to business what a skunk is to a dinner party. He makes a stink and people pay him. When he owes money he hides in the bushes.

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) October 2, 2016

And Popehat asked the salient question:

.@RBReich what kind of weird-ass dinner parties do you go to

— (((Popehat))) (@Popehat) October 2, 2016

And then there's Cuffy's snark: 

[menacing skunk passes hat around dinner party]

"OK, losers, pony up. Oh, and if China calls, I'll be in the azaleas." https://t.co/Mz2ql99New

— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) October 2, 2016

Reich has been notoriously wrong-headed for decades regarding the economy while espousing his socialist drivel in support of an activist government that raises taxes in order to redistribute the money.  He has not, nor will he ever, be able to explain the precipitous decline in the American economy.  He smugly contents himself with denouncing the “myth of the free market”.

His line of propaganda employs scare tactics declaring that the elderly won’t receive their Social Security checks or be able to procure their much-needed medical care.  He has demanded in his never-ending tripe that those of us who faithfully pay our taxes, abide by the rule of law, keep our noses clean and get up every day and go to work should continue to allow the government leeches a steady stream of freebies and the politically entrenched to feed at the government trough.

The little polecat doesn’t understand the skunk party theory and he certainly doesn’t understand the most basic concepts in economics. 

Mean Tweets: Bernie Sanders Edition

Bernie doesn't like Iran's anti-American rhetoric. He much preferred the anti-Americanism of the Soviet bloc.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 18, 2016

if this were a sitcom, Bernie would be gramps, HRC would be his strident daughter, and Martin would be Potsie

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 18, 2016

Bernard Sanders praises nations such as Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea for providing health care as basic right of all workers.

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 18, 2016

Poor Bernie has look of amused disbelief almost every time Hillary speaks

— Rich Lowry (@RichLowry) January 18, 2016

Why does Bernie Sanders hate moose slums? Shouldn't he pick on the top 1% of moose?

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 18, 2016

Bernard Sanders shouts in bewildered bafflement that he is hard of hearing.

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 18, 2016

My favorite part of the #DemDebate was when Bernie Sanders took George Clooney hostage on air.

— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) January 18, 2016

Webb Drops Out: Only Loons And Liars Left In Dem Race For President

On this day in history, the House Un-American Activities Committee convened, to root out undercover Communism in Hollywood.  Fifty years later, the Communists run run the place and 49% of Democrats say they have a favorable opinion of socialism.

Despite Webb’s reputation for being a “conservative Democrat”, he voted as a party-line progressive Democrat and Harry Reid loyalist while he was in the Senate.

He evoked pity as he struggled for time to speak at last week’s Democratic Presidential debate.  His misfortune is that the DNC has rigged the nomination process to favor a slick lawyer grifter granny mired in scandal who lies like a rug. 

"I fully accept that my views on many issues are not compatible with the power structure of the Democratic Party,” Webb said in an interview today telling reporters that instead he will gauge support in the coming weeks for a possible White House bid as an independent candidate.

Jimbo, don’t waste your time.  If the Democrats wouldn’t give you the time of day before what makes you think things will be any different just because you dropped the D after your name?  He told the National Press Club he wasn’t going away.  Jim, honey, your last best option really is to go away and stay away. 

#JimWebb: "I'm pulling out of the presidential race." Everybody: "You were in it?" pic.twitter.com/3txnlzi1Kk

— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Cosby_) October 20, 2015

Thou Shalt Not Steal Unless You Think It’s A Good Idea

Hide your wallets.  The quirky old avowed socialist and atheist Bernie Sanders spoke at Liberty University last Monday proselytizing his “vision” for America that includes a spending plan requiring an estimated $15T for a government-run (single payer), universal healthcare system.  Billions more would be spent on infrastructure, Social Security expansion and free tuition at public schools—totaling $18T (matching our already obscene national debt).

Just seven years ago when The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer took office, total debt stood at $10.6 trillion, which means it now has increased by almost $8 trillion—roughly 70 percent—during his tenure as president.  Have we seen any results from the debt increase?  Why yes, yes we have.  His bundlers, like Solyndra, have been handsomely enriched. 

Getting back to Bernie, as he spoke to the Liberty students, he recalled Pope Francis’ remarks about the “idolatry of money” and the “need for financial reform along ethical lines…Money has to serve, not rule.”

Smitten by what he described as profound words from the Pontiff, Bernie went all biblical musing, “We are living in a nation and in a world, and the Bible speaks to this issue, in a nation and in a world which worships not love of brothers and sisters, not love of the poor and the sick, but worships the acquisition of money and great wealth.  I do not believe that is the country we should be living in.  Money and wealth should serve the people.  The people should not have to serve money and wealth.”

Sanders’ Policy Director, Warren Gunnels said, “The programs are so expensive because they would address an array of festering problems.  Sen. Sanders’ agenda does cost money.  If you look at the problems that are out there, it’s very reasonable.”

To pay for his plan, he will see to it that the government crushes you with stifling tax increases.  People who can afford to pay more will pay more, until they can't afford to pay more. People who pay less will see their world of services decrease until only basic services are available on demand. 

Hey Bernie, I’ve got a news flash for ya; conservatives give more money to charity than liberals.  Overall, the states in which people gave the highest percentage of their adjusted gross incomes were also states that voted for Romney, while states in which people gave the lowest percentage of their adjusted gross income went for Obama. The top 17 states for rate of giving all went for Romney.

The Ten Least Generous States in the U.S.

The Ten Most Generous States in the U.S.

According to a published report by The Washington Post, Bernie donated $8,350 to charity from the sale of a book whose contents were nothing more than a transcript of his nearly 9-hour filibuster on corporate greed and the decline of the middle class and an honorarium for an appearance on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher.  On his Vermont tax return, the ‘ol geezer donated a mind-numbing $150 divided between four causes:  at-risk children, endangered wildlife, military veterans and the environment.

U.S. Senators aren’t required to disclose their exact net worth, so the closest anyone can get to Bernie Sanders’ net worth is to dig through disclosure forms and do the math.

Figuring his lowest possible debt with his highest possible assets gives a net worth of as much as $769,002. Combining his average assets with average debts gives an average Bernie Sanders net worth of $528,014.

It was Margaret Thatcher who famously said, “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”

“I have never understood why it is ‘greed’ to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else’s money.”—Thomas Sowell

For a comprehensive breakdown of Bernie Sanders' economic plan, ask a 5 year old how to distribute cookies

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 16, 2015

Their Master’s Voice

I had to chuckle when I read the piece by National Review’s media editor Eliana Johnson.

She opens with this sentence: 

“MSNBC, the left-leaning [emphasis mine] cable-news network, has settled on one solution to its recent problems. It now has an executive reviewing scripts before they go on the air. The role, which has fallen to Rich Stockwell, a former executive producer of The Ed Show and Countdown with Keith Olbermann who now oversees special projects at the network, was created as several of the network’s hosts have, to the embarrassment of network brass, conducted a master class in political incorrectness. In recent months, Alec Baldwin, Martin Bashir, and, most recently, Melissa Harris-Perry have awkwardly crashed into the trinity of sexual orientation, gender, and race, leading many to wonder if there are any adults in charge at MSNBC.”

“The place for progressives” is in a catastrophic ratings death spiral. The new step of having Rich Stockwell review scripts before they air is an irrefutably pathetic attempt to impose order on the chaos reigning at the network.

Nielsen data shows the network last year posting its lowest prime-time ratings since 2007 both in the coveted 25–54 demographic and in total viewers.  Their ratings are down 29 percent from 2012.

Stockwell, the script reviewer has called Rachel Maddow the crippled cable show’s “quarterback”.  Johnson notes that “from all appearances, the inmates are running the asylum.”  Well, duh.

Johnson continues, “Sources say it is Maddow rather than Phil Griffin who provides MSNBC’s editorial direction, and that she also holds considerable sway over personnel decisions. ‘I know I’m never going to get freakin’ talking points from Phil,’ Maddow told The New Yorker last year. ‘Can you imagine? Like, what would they be?’”

Jordon Charlton over at TV Newser reports that MSNBC is disputing Johnson’s claim that Madcow holds significant power in both network editorial vision and personnel decisions.

“This is categorically false.  I have never had any role in any management decision at MSNBC.  Any source who says otherwise is wrong.”

The “queen” of Rockefeller Plaza is paid millions to spread the progressive gospel, what you and I call the socialist agenda, and repeat the talking points issued to them by the West Wing through the likes of Valerie Jarrett, Denis McDonough, Dan Pfeiffer, David Plouffe, Josh Earnest and Jay Carney.

See also:  Rachel Maddow Is Crazy, Too

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