He’s Going To Need A Bigger Umbrella

With three scandals rocking Dear Leader’s regime, a dark cloud of dishonesty, corruption and ineptitude has descended over the White House in recent days.

The rain started pouring down when Barack Obama and Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan held a joint press conference in the Rose Garden of the White House on Thursday, prompting the president to order Marines to hold umbrellas over them.

“I am going to go ahead and ask folks, why don’t we get a couple of Marines—they’re going to look good next to us,” Obama joked.

Obama vehemently denies abusing government power, while telling a US Marine to hold his umbrella. #CantMakeThisShitUp
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 16, 2013

What Is This New Devilry?

From Daniel Greenfield’s blog, Sultan Knish, the last paragraph from his Friday Afternoon Roundup titled Absolute Zero:

“It is the inherent, ineluctable nature of a state of zero in a person that a man who is lacking in character and values must be a destroyer. He becomes something when he is able to demonstrate his capacity for destruction. He must act to sustain the illusion. Destruction is his own proof of power."

He then provides a link to Edward Cline’s Rule of Reason.  Cline cites Greenfield’s blog post, The Authenticity of Fake, and postulates the following terrifying scenario:

“The dish-rattling rumble you hear are the hordes of Orcs coming for you and your life. They are advancing from several directions: from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, from Capitol Hill, from the Justice Department, from the Supreme Court, and from their auxiliaries; the EPA, and the AFT, the TSA, and the DEA, the HHS, and other phalanxes of statism.”

Their thoughts and ideas inspired the Photoshop™ shown here.