Our Cartoon Democrats

Showtime will premiere “Our Cartoon President” after President Trump’s first State of the Union address.  The new 10-episode animated parody is the brainchild of late-night host Stephen Colbert and his Late Show producer.

CBS Television Studios, the producer of the series, claims the show will “examine the quintessentially Trumpian details of the presidency and his most important relationships, and no one is safe─from his close family and confidants to key political figures from both parties and members of the media.”

The smarmy Colbert is counting on ruffling the feathers of folks on the right.  That’s fine.  We’ve had our own animated TV series for years about Trump and the cartoon Democrats─it’s called The Roadrunner.  BEEP! BEEP!

Stephen Colbert Is A Cock Holster

Last Saturday the press poodles had their White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner without President Trump in attendance.  The President was in Harrisburg, PA holding a rally.

“A large group of Hollywood actors and Washington media are consoling each other in a hotel ballroom in our nation’s capital right now. They are gathered together for the White House Correspondents' Dinner without the president. And I could not possibly be more thrilled than to be 100 miles away from Washington’s swamp, spending my evening with all of you and with a much, much larger crowd and much better people,” he said.

To raucous booing from the crowd, the President trashed outlets such as CNN and MSNBC as "fake news" and called the wider Washington media elite "a disgrace." 

The following day the President was interviewed by CBS’s John Dickerson for CBS This Morning

The interview which aired Monday, showed Dickerson pressing the President to explain his March tweets claiming Obama wiretapped him during the 2016 election.

"You're the president of the United States," Dickerson said. "You said he was 'sick and bad' because he had tapped you."

"You can take it any way you want," Trump replied as he abruptly ended the interview.

Monday evening Stephen Colbert, host of CBS’ Late Night with Stephen Colbert, took issue with the President’s dismissal of Dickerson saying, “When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all! Bazinga!”

"John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist, and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that. Mr. President, you're not the POTUS, you're the 'gloat-us.' You're the glutton with the button. You're a regular 'Gorge Washington.' You're the 'presi-dunce,' but you're turning into a real 'prick-tator."

"Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster."

Being a sewer mouth passes for humor these days.  Just ask DNC Chairman Tom Perez.  Maybe we should check our outrage with Rosie O’Donnell:

@brithume BRAVO - THANK YOU STEPHEN - WE WISH ALL OUR TALENT WAS AS BRAVE AND INSIGHTFUL AS U R - KEEP DOING JUST WHAT U R DOING #COLBERT

— ROSIE (@Rosie) May 2, 2017

Take a look at John Dickerson.  He imbues the image of a panty-waist, a weak sister.  How humiliating must it be to need an unfunny comic to come to your defense?

As for Colbert, it takes a cock holster to know a cock holster.  All the fan boys are suffering from a terminal case of blue balls since The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer left office. 

I think we all remember watching Johnny Carson during Watergate, quipping about Nixon "choking down miles and miles of cock." #FireColbert

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) May 3, 2017

UPDATE 10:47 PM 5-3-2017:  A spokeswoman from CBS’s Late Show continues to disregard requests for comment.  Colbert, however, finally responded late Wednesday to online criticism saying, “So while I would do it again, I would change a few words that were cruder than they needed to be.  I had a few choice insults for the president…I don’t regret that.  He, I believe, can take care of himself,  I have jokes; he has the launch codes.  So, it’s a fair fight.

You can take action against CBS and this filthy little man by going to this link and filing a formal complaint with the Federal Communications Commission. 

And The Oscar Goes To…

The 88th Academy Awards ceremony will be this Sunday, February 28, 2016.  All the voting has been completed and the results have been hermetically sealed and kept in a No. 2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s back porch since noon today.  No one but me the great seer, soothsayer and sage “Curmudgeon The Resplendent” knows the contents.  Using my borderline psychic powers I alone have divined the answer to who will be presented with the Oscar for Best Actress In A Leading Role For Pathological Liar.

Actually, I’m not all that resplendent.  Everybody in America knows the wretched fossil who held up a presidential debate because she took so long to bite off a log and took to barking like a dog at a political stump speech has a history of deflections, deceptions and untruths lies.  Even her staunchest supporters are wetting their beds over her “credibility deficit” due, in large part, to the interview with Scott Pelley during which he asked, “You talk about leveling with the American people.  Have you always told the truth?  Her answer was, “I’ve always tried to.  Always. Always.”

When Pelley pointed out that she had given herself “wiggle room” in her response she bristled saying, “Well, no, I’ve always tried…”

Pelley pressed her, “I mean, Jimmy Carter said, ‘I will never lie to you.'”  Visibly shaken by the hardline insinuation, Clinton said, “Well, but, you know, you’re asking me to say ‘Have I ever?’  I don’t believe I ever have.  I don’t believe I ever have.  I don’t believe I ever will.  I’m gonna do the best I can to level with the American people.”

Last Friday before the Democrat Caucuses in Nevada, Stephen Colbert pointed out the sheer stupidity of her answer.  He brought a small boy on stage with him to demonstrate how one should lie when faced with a searing accusation.

Hillary requires no tutelage on the subject of lying.  She is a Professor Emerita, JD, Ph.D.  See for yourself in the video embedded below.

“A Strong Difference Of Opinion Between Our One Candidate”