Hillary Must Be As Nervous As A Virgin At A Prison Rodeo

As speaker after speaker laid out the case against Hillary Clinton’s tortured relationship with the truth and as delegates on the floor of the Republican National Convention rose to their feet chanting, “Lock her up!  Lock her up!  Lock her up!” Donald Trump’s opponent must be as nervous as a virgin at a prison rodeo.

In a published report by The Wall Street Journal, the problem for the unindicted felon is further complicated by the fact that 22 million people tuned in to watch the brutal attacks on her during the first night of the convention.  Fox News averaged 6.35 million viewers and CNN drew 3.94 million viewers while MSNBC attracted almost 2 million viewers.

Goodbye America!

I’ve Got A Brand New Pair Of Roller Skates

The Sack Of Russet Potatoes With Earrings has managed to avoid criminal charges, but FBI Director Comey’s blistering statement the day after our nation celebrated its 240th birthday leaves a ponderous political cloud over her head.

Comey exposed her serial lies with a damning list of facts that excoriated her judgment, management and stewardship of state secrets and in so doing utterly destroyed the lame excuses she repeatedly spewed to the American public for well over a year.

“Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information, there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information,” Comey said.

What Comey laid out in his 15-minute statement was alarming insofar as the picture it painted made it clear the Clinton email scandal was much, much worse than she admitted.

During today’s testimony before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, Comey said Clinton’s three-and-a-half hour interview this past Saturday was not recorded and that he did not speak to the “five or six” agents who questioned the screeching she-devil.

Whether Hillary ever holds another government position is in the hands of the voters.  

UPDATE No. 1:  Speaker Ryan has requested the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) deny Hillary classified briefings.

.@SpeakerRyan writes @odni to deny classified briefings to @HillaryClinton citing her handling of classified email. https://t.co/KwtUjNSylr

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 7, 2016

UPDATE No. 2:  The Screeching She-Devil and The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer broke the law during their campaign rally in Charlotte, NC. 

In response to some tweets: Unofficial use of the presidential seal is a federal crime. Punishable by fine and/or jail.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 5, 2016

Worth A Thousand Words

And The Oscar Goes To…

The 88th Academy Awards ceremony will be this Sunday, February 28, 2016.  All the voting has been completed and the results have been hermetically sealed and kept in a No. 2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s back porch since noon today.  No one but me the great seer, soothsayer and sage “Curmudgeon The Resplendent” knows the contents.  Using my borderline psychic powers I alone have divined the answer to who will be presented with the Oscar for Best Actress In A Leading Role For Pathological Liar.

Actually, I’m not all that resplendent.  Everybody in America knows the wretched fossil who held up a presidential debate because she took so long to bite off a log and took to barking like a dog at a political stump speech has a history of deflections, deceptions and untruths lies.  Even her staunchest supporters are wetting their beds over her “credibility deficit” due, in large part, to the interview with Scott Pelley during which he asked, “You talk about leveling with the American people.  Have you always told the truth?  Her answer was, “I’ve always tried to.  Always. Always.”

When Pelley pointed out that she had given herself “wiggle room” in her response she bristled saying, “Well, no, I’ve always tried…”

Pelley pressed her, “I mean, Jimmy Carter said, ‘I will never lie to you.'”  Visibly shaken by the hardline insinuation, Clinton said, “Well, but, you know, you’re asking me to say ‘Have I ever?’  I don’t believe I ever have.  I don’t believe I ever have.  I don’t believe I ever will.  I’m gonna do the best I can to level with the American people.”

Last Friday before the Democrat Caucuses in Nevada, Stephen Colbert pointed out the sheer stupidity of her answer.  He brought a small boy on stage with him to demonstrate how one should lie when faced with a searing accusation.

Hillary requires no tutelage on the subject of lying.  She is a Professor Emerita, JD, Ph.D.  See for yourself in the video embedded below.