Showing posts with label Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn. Show all posts

Saturday, May 16, 2020

Saturday Satire


On Thursday, MSNBC’s resident lunatic, Lawrence O’Donnell hosted “A Last Word Special: Joe Biden with Stacey Abrams”.  This was little more than a casting call for the morbidly obese, gap-toothed pushy broad who is weaseling her way into Uncle Joe’s VP selection.

“Only in America, is jogging in 2020 while black and sleeping while black a cause for killing," Abrams said. "Our ability to vote is exactly how to solve one of the challenges that the Vice President lifts up—we have to have the ability to elect district attorneys who actually respect our people, that we can elect people as our sheriffs that actually execute laws properly. That is what we have to take to the voting booth in November and into the presidency and into the White House in January."

Democrats should be wary if they expect her to be Joe’s caretaker while in office.  Joe will starve to death because this gal can pack away the snacks.


Poor Joe Biden.  He’s grounded by the coronavirus and facing tough questions about his role in the “Obamagate” scandal that could keep him in his basement all summer.

Biden is one of several Obama Administration officials who asked to “unmask” the identity of former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn in late 2016 and early 2017, when then-President-Elect Trump was about to take power.

"I was never a part or had any knowledge of any criminal investigation into Flynn while I was in office. Period. Not one single time."

My reference to Spy Vs Spy may be a little too much boomer for some, but Biden has never been good at answering uncomfortable questions.  Fact is, any damned question can trip him up.  Better stay in that basement Joe.  It’s not safe to come out and I’m not talking about the Chinese Lung Rot.

President Trump pressed Sen. Lindsey Graham who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee to call The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer to testify about the attempted coup against his presidency and the efforts to unmask Gen. Mike Flynn. 
The list of Obama officials who requested to unmask Flynn’s identity included Biden, Comey, Brennan, Clapper and then-Chief of Staff Denis McDonough.  The list was declassified by Acting Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Rick Grenell.  Unfortunately, Miss Graham reverted to his former McCain ask-kissing days expressing reluctance to call the former president to testify.


The list of Obama officials who requested to unmask Flynn’s identity included Biden, Comey, Brennan, Clapper and then-Chief of Staff Denis McDonough. The list was declassified by Acting Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Rick Grenell.  Unfortunately, Miss Graham reverted to his former McCain ask-kissing days expressing reluctance to call the former president to testify.

In July of 2019, Vice President Mike Pence was at Cape Canaveral to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing in 1969.  He said, “If Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins are not heroes, then there are no heroes. Apollo 11 is the only event in the 20th century that stands a chance of being widely remembered in 30th century.”

I hard to argue with his assessment unless you’re talking about Capt. Mark Kelly.

Kelly, an astronaut himself and husband to Gabby Giffords, is running for Senate from the state of Arizona.  He’s running as a Democrat.  His party affiliation is hardly the problem.  His allegiance to America has come under scrutiny.

Coming at a time of heightened tensions between President Trump and the Communist Chinese government, we are learning Kelly’s company spent years flaunting its ties to Chinese investors Tencent and WeChat.  Both companies are guilty of espionage.  The good people of Arizona and this nation cannot trust Kelly to deliver on his promises or keep America safe from communist influence.

The worst part of Kelly’s relationship with China is his company's hot air balloons take better surveillance photos of the earth than satellites. And now he’s given a stake in that technology to Red China.

The contest between Kelly and Martha McSally is among the handful of races nationally expected to determine control of the Senate next year.  I want Arizonans to take heed of this disturbing revelation and cast their votes for McSally.  His betrayal of America cannot stand. 

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Saturday Satire

I’m going to make a relatable boomer reference here that I think best describes the news cycle every damned day of President Trump’s term.  It’s from the 1986 film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

Let’s start with yesterday’s press briefing with Kayleigh McEnany during which she accused the FBI of trying to manufacture a crime against President Trump’s National Security Adviser Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn in 2017.  She stated, “The FBI exists to investigate crimes, but in the case of Michael Flynn, it appears that they might have existed to manufacture one.”

Newly unsealed documents revealed the motivation for interviewing him was to “get him to lie” so he would be fired or prosecuted, or to get him to admit to wrongdoing.  McEnany pointed to text messages from Peter Strzok saying, “Hey, don’t close RAZOR [Operation Crossfire Razor].

If you weren’t able to catch the press briefing, the link is here.

During the same briefing resident douchebag Jim Acosta revealed his fear of catching the Chinese Lung Rot and asked McEnany about contact tracing since it was reported that VP Pence’s spokeswoman, Katie Miller, had tested positive for the virus.  Each member of the WH press pool are tested.  Here we see Jimbo dutifully wearing a face mask looking a little drowsy.  It immediately brought to mind the My Pillow ads.

On Wednesday of this week, out of the clear blue, fat-ass has-been drug and alcohol-addicted rocker Axl Rose decided to pick a Twitter fight with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin.  Some folks entered the fray in defense of Mnuchin.  Someone you might be familiar with was one of them.


Not to belabor the point, but Joe Biden is pathetic.  His virtual rallies are a farce.  The video quality is glitchy, pixelated and moves at a snail’s pace.  What the hell is Biden’s team doing?  It’s elder abuse I tell ya.  I think it’s a bad omen for his election chances.  Here are my thoughts and tweets on the matter.


Saturday, May 2, 2020

Saturday Satire


Another week, another avalanche of mind-boggling stupidity from our betters on the left.

Yesterday Kayleigh McEnany, the newly appointed White House Press Secretary, held the first daily briefing in 417 days. If you watched it like I did, you saw someone in total command of the idiots from the Democrat Media Complex.

She touched on a variety of topics including the Chopsticky Sicky and the perjury trap the FBI and DOJ set for Gen. Michael Flynn.  Through coordination with the President’s new Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, McEnany appeared extremely comfortable in front of the howling hyenas of the press pool.

The Associated Press’s White House Correspondent Jill Colvin asked McEnany, “Will you pledge never to lie to us from that podium?”  McEnany unhesitatingly answered, “I will never lie to you.  You have my word on that.”


This is today's Democrat Party:
On Wednesday, Malig-Nancy Pelosi was confronted about Joe Biden’s sexual assault allegations.  Her answer was intellectually bankrupt. "I have complete respect for the whole #MeToo movement...there's also due process...Joe Biden is Joe Biden...There was never any record...I am so proud, the happiest day for me this week was to support Joe Biden for President of the United States." 


Throughout the week a certain group on Twitter waited to pounce on any Tweet Joe Biden’s campaign posted.  The instant one popped up it was retweeted with the following meme.
After he was grilled by the blond-headed bimbo on Morning Joe, Biden wrote to Julie Adams, Secretary of the Senate requesting “assistance in determining whether 27 years ago a staff member in my United State Senate office filed a complaint alleging sexual harassment. I request that you take or direct whatever steps are necessary to establish the location of the records of this office, and once they have been located, to direct a search for the alleged complaint and to make public the results of the search. I would ask that the public release include not only a complaint, if one exists, but any and all other documents in the records that relate to the allegation.”

That’s mighty big of ya Joey.  There’s one teeny, tiny little problem though. 


Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the legacy media, you know, the wolves at the door for Trump have remained silent on Joey Fingers’ bimbo eruptions.


We’ve all seen the still photos of Biden groping women of every age and sniffing their hair.  Some on Twitter have done mashup videos.  Seeing Biden in action is repulsive and reminded me of the 1999 movie 8mm starring Nicholas Cage who is a private investigator hired to infiltrate the depraved world of snuff porn films and how sickened he is as he watches them.  Below is my take.


And finally:

Saturday, February 18, 2017

I Was Told There’d Be No Mustaches In This Administration

When President-elect Donald Trump was forming his cabinet former UN Ambassador John Bolton’s name was bandied about for Secretary of State, but that nomination never materialized because he reportedly had an issue with Bolton’s white mustache.

President Teddy Roosevelt served two brawny terms in the Oval Office.  His successor, William Howard Taft, ascended to the presidency with lower nose foliage.  Neither political party has nominated a candidate for president since Dewey challenged Truman.

“Uncle” Walter Cronkite read us the news with a mustache and we rejoiced in mustachioed Mark Spitz’s domination in the 1972 Summer Olympic Games in Munich.  The mustache’s time in the sun seems to have passed.  No more Robert Redford crumb catcher in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid; no more lip caterpillars sported by the likes of Frank Zappa, David Crosby, Barry Gibb or Freddy Mercury.

Washington Post reporters Phillip Rucker and Karen Tumulty revealed that part of the President-elect’s methodical searches for cabinet officials included seeking what he deemed to be an appropriate “look.”  Was there ever a more dynamic mustache than that of Hollywood heartthrob Clark Gable?

When Bolton wasn’t nominated he showed his facial hair militancy by vigorously declaring:
Since Lt. Gen Michael Flynn resigned was fired as National Security Adviser on Monday amidst reports he misled Vice President Mike Pence about conversations he held with the Russian ambassador to the United States, Sen. Ted Cruz has called on the President to pick Bolton to fill that role.

“John is someone who is very well known here on the Hill. Republicans and Democrats know John Bolton well. He is someone who understands the world. He understands the threats of radical Islamic terrorism. He understands the threats of an overaggressive Putin,” Cruz told CNN's Manu Raju on Friday.

I tend to agree.  He knows where the skeletons are hidden in the Obama-era State Department and he’s a man of deep conviction.  The proof—he will not shave to get a job.