Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Fitness Icon Michael Moore Cancels SoulCycle™ Membership

Equinox and SoulCycle™ customers are boycotting the high-end gyms and studios after learning that owner Stephen Ross will host a fundraiser at his Hamptons mansion for President Donald Trump's reelection campaign on Friday according to the Washington Post.

Who actually gives a damn about these pampered gym rats?  There isn’t a membership fee to join SoulCycle™, but it charges you $36 per class plus shoe rental (required to clip into your bike) and the purchase of a water bottle.  If you take classes daily for a month, you’ll rack up $1080.

Now here’s where this story becomes amusing.

Annoying gasbag Michael Moore tweeted today, “That’s it! Just cancelled my @soulcycle membership!”

When the hell was the last time that tub of lard exerted himself other than to shovel food down his gullet?  I guarantee you the far-left nut job hasn’t been on a bicycle since he was 5 years old.

Not seeing that corpulent pustule at their neighborhood SoulCycle™ gym must come as a tremendous relief to the people living in Flint.

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