Pelosi’s Only Career Goal Is To Be A Halloween Icon

The Washington Post is at it again. The folks who declare “Democracy Dies in Darkness” have a scintillating, er, tedious piece out about the fashion sense of Botox-riddled Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

It divulges “[she] may not like to talk about her clothes, but it’s clear that she puts thought into what she wears.”

Well, la-de-freakin’-da.  So do I.  If it’s cold, I don’t go outside in my skivvies.  I don’t enter a steam bath wearing woolen long johns.

Shannon Watts, founder of the gun-control advocacy group Moms Demand Action, admires the way Pelosi’s suits often match her “killer heels” in bright tones. Yet none of that would matter if Pelosi weren’t a skilled and, at the moment, highly successful politician. “Speaker Pelosi stands out in every room she’s in mainly because she’s a brilliant badass,” Watts notes.

WaPo is sidestepping the doddering old lady’s obvious dementia with that “fashion icon” BS.

She reminds me more of Corporal Maxwell Klinger who was always bucking for a Section 8 to gain a psychiatric discharge from the Army in M*A*S*H, the CBS sitcom that aired from 1972 to 1983.  He routinely wore women’s clothing. 

So, who wore it better?  Klinger or Palsi?

With a net worth hovering somewhere around $120 million, which includes her husband’s wealth, the cranky hag has no excuse not to look stylish.

She feels your pain and understands your struggles, said no one ever.

Yves Saint Laurent, regarded as being among the foremost fashion designers of the 20th Century said, “Over the years I have learned that what is important in a dress is the woman who is wearing it.”

I’ve never noticed her clothes — too distracted by her brain damage.

— Joseph Bevilacqua (@joebev49) May 25, 2019

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News.  The linky-love given this article by Doug Ross is greatly appreciated.