Sunday, March 11, 2018

You See It Don’t You?

As readers of this blog well know, we strive to show immense restraint when mocking the words and deeds of #TheResistance.
Little did we know we had license to mock them hard and often.  Imagine our shock when we learned from the fine folks at Babylon Bee, who have read the Bible cover to cover, that you don’t have to love Democrats.  The Christian news satire site insists, “according to some interpretations of the Sermon on the Mount,” we are allowed to call them “libtards” and scream “they’re going to hell in Facebook comment sections.”
Our betters on the left are obsessing over the planned meeting with North Korea and the pursuit of the Stormy Daniels story.
Last Friday Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough (AKA Muppet character Beaker) and Mika Brzezinski (AKA Muppet character Waldorf) would see through the charade of a President meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un for what they believe it truly was: an attempt to bury the Stormy Daniels scandal.
Joe began the segment saying, “Suddenly you have the foreign policy community shocked and caught off guard by the most significant announcement a commander-in-chief could make in 2018. So, tariffs and North Korea, all to distract from a President that didn’t go through the proper channels or use the proper inter-agency processes once…a distraction to change the headlines from Stormy Daniels.”
Brzezinski bulldozed in saying, “I think, yeah, that’s exactly what it is.”
Panelists who had joined the hosts postulated different narratives in search of the most damning angle from which to attack the President. After several minutes, Scarborough declared, “But Donald Trump, again, he just makes a decision on tariffs because of Hope Hicks, and he makes a decision on North Korea because of Stormy Daniels. And people can deny that all they want, but if you’re doing that, you’re in the tank for Donald Trump, because it’s painfully obvious that that is what’s going on.”
John Hinderaker of Powerline has a doozy of a solution to end the oral diarrhea of the Trump haters:
The Democrats are trying to make something out of Donald Trump’s alleged dalliance, twelve years ago, with porn performer Stormy Daniels. Trump’s long-ago romps with Daniels–assuming the stories are true–don’t qualify.
Worst case, Trump paid Stormy Daniels. But he didn’t kill her. That distinguishes him from the “Liberal Lion of the Senate”. If you want a scandal, and a cover-up that succeeded to a remarkable degree, look no further than Chappaquiddick. The Democratic Party conspired to cover up Ted Kennedy’s crime–manslaughter, in a particularly vile form–to preserve his political viability, at the cost of an innocent young woman’s life.
To this day, most people have no idea what the Chappaquiddick scandal was all about. That is how successful the Democrats’ cover-up has been. Most Americans assume that Kennedy was guilty of drunk driving and negligently causing the death of Mary Jo Kopechne. But the truth is much worse.
The movie Chappaquiddick may finally blow the lid off the Democrats’ cover-up.
Ted Kennedy, after driving off a bridge into Poucha Pond, escaped from his car but made no attempt to save Miss Kopechne. Kopechne didn’t drown, but eventually suffocated for lack of oxygen as she waited for Kennedy to rescue her. Kopechne could have been saved if Kennedy had simply called the local rescue squad. Kennedy was such a self-centered coward that he left Kopechne to die, concerned only for his own political future. Instead of calling for help, he walked back to the house where his party was still in progress. When he arrived, he tried to convince his cousin, Joe Gargan, to say that he had been driving the car. He never called the police to report the accident, but rather spent the night trying to concoct an alibi. The Democrats fixed the legal process so that Kennedy would pay no meaningful penalty for the death he callously caused. Kennedy pretended to have been injured in the accident in order to excuse his cowardice, and wore a neck brace to Kopechne’s funeral to further that lie.
There have been more disgusting human beings, but Kennedy was very near the bottom of the scale. Yet he remained a hero to Democrats until the day he died, forty years after he killed Mary Jo Kopechne. That is what I call a scandal: not only Ted Kennedy’s manslaughter–frankly, a charitable characterization–but the Democratic Party’s decades-long cover-up.
Donald Trump should take no grief for whatever he did years ago with the still-alive, still-flourishing, and reportedly financially better-off Stormy Daniels. If I were Trump, every time a reporter tried to ask me about Daniels, I would respond by talking about Chappaquiddick. 

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