Someone named Jennifer Weiner (I presume no
relation to Anthony) who touts herself as a novelist, feminist and New York
Times opinion writer tweeted:
Good morning! I wrote about Donald Trump’s doglessness and my own most excellent doggos. https://t.co/WsPthZzUFt— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) January 9, 2018
The piece is hidden
behind a paywall but contends, “It takes a lot to elicit sympathy for a man
whose life goals seem to be deepening America’s divisions, lining his pockets
and starting a third world war on Twitter, not necessarily in that order. But
it’s hard not to be a little sad for anyone who won’t ever know the singular
pleasure of a dog’s companionship.”
“Mr. Trump may never
know the steadying warmth of a dog by his side while he rage-watches cable TV.
He won’t know the way a dog’s paw-pads smell like corn chips, or the pleasure
at the sight of her paddling her feet, giving little yips and snarls as she
chases squirrels in her dreams.”
CNN’s Michael
Smerconish felt Weiner’s opinion piece needed wider attention since their
proclivity for repeating the word “shithole” ad nauseum has apparently withered
a tad so he interviewed her on his program.
The segment highlighted the tweets in which the President used “like a
dog” as a pejorative. Weiner suggested
the President get himself a rescue mutt.
I didn’t think any
breed of dog would suffice for this President.
I decided he should trot out a honey badger. After all, Honey Badger don’t care.
NSFW video embedded
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