Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Harry Reid Walks Into A Bear

The bear says "unfortunate typo," and eats him. 
We all live happily ever after.

Remember the controversy Khizr Khan ignited onstage at the 2016 DNC Convention?  He chose to be an accomplice of the Democratic Party and its congenital liar Hillary Clinton in order to impugn Donald Trump rather than remain true to the memory of his fallen son.  Declaring to the delegates and viewers watching on TV Khan said, “Donald Trump, you are asking Americans to trust you with our future.  Let me ask you.  Have you even read the US Constitution?  I will gladly lend you my copy.”

Following his attack on Trump, conservatives began to probe Khan’s political leanings, his associations with Islamist organizations like the Muslim Brotherhood, his connections with Saudi-funded institutes which espouse Wahhabi jihadism and his work as a lawyer for clients in Pakistan and the Middle East.

The spotlight was fading for Khan so two days ago he poked his head up out of his hole in Virginia to email the Huffington Post, “I challenge Trump to take the naturalization test with me any day.  His is demagoguery and pandering for votes.  A divider like Trump can never be the steward of this country.”

In a foreign policy speech delivered Monday, Trump said that before being allowed to come to the United States, potential immigrants and refugees should have to take an ideological test. Trump called the idea part of his new plan of “extreme vetting,” and said, “The time is overdue to develop a new screening test for the threats we face today.”

Shortly afterwards, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) derided Trump to take “the one test every immigrant has to pass to become a United States citizen.  He would almost certainly fail, given his general ignorance and weak grasp of basic facts about American history, principles and functioning of our government.  The fact is, Donald Trump is nothing more than a spoiled, unpatriotic drain on society who has earned nothing and helped no one.”

Admit it.  That’s rich coming from a guy who “claims” to have been injured in his bathroom using “large rubber band” exercise equipment that “broke” spinning him around striking a cabinet with his ugly-ass face which caused a concussion, broken orbital bones, loss of vision in his right eye, severe disfigurement, bruising to his face, facial lacerations, hand injuries, scarring and broken bones.

What’s even more outlandish is his lawsuit against Hygenic Intangible Property Holding Company, The Hygenic Corporation, and Performance Health, LLC, three intertwined corporations that manufacture and distribute the TheraBand exercise band, filed in Clark County, Nevada District Court on behalf of his wife for the loss of marital consortium.

“At the time of the accident complained of in this Complaint, Plaintiffs were married and continue to be married. As a result of the negligent act(s) of the Defendants, Plaintiff, LANDRA GOULD, was caused to suffer and will continue to suffer a loss of consortium,” the complaint reads.

Landra Gould wants the exercise band manufacturer to pay her for the damages caused by her “loss of intimate relations” with her 75-year-old husband.  Don’t make me laugh.

Draw your own conclusions, but what’s more likely to have occurred is some Las Vegas shylock’s goombata were hired to give ol’ Harry a good working over. It’s worth noting that following his “accident” Harry seemed convinced he should retire in January.

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