Yesterday The
Daily Mail published a report that Zimbabwe’s president, Robert Mugabe,
mocked the Supreme Court’s 5-4 decision to legalize same-sex marriage vowing to
travel to the White House and “get down on one knee and ask” for The World’s
Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s hand in marriage.
Mugabe is 91 and it may help
nurture this budding love affair if he promises to take TWMDCO to an amusement
park and win a giant plush stuffed animal for him. Studies have shown that this act provides
emotional fulfillment and if, at
some point, Mugabe tenderly places his jacket over his shoulders that act would
seal the deal and they would live happily ever after.
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