Are You Smarter Than A 5th
Grader is a quiz show that features adult contestants and questions directly
from the textbooks of first through fifth graders.
Word came yesterday
that Acting State Department spokesimbecile Marie Harf is being promoted to
Senior Advisor for Strategic Communications to Secretary of State John “Why-The-Long-Face”
Kerry. Initially, I thought the story
emanated from the satirists at The Onion,
but no, the story is befuddlingly true.
She will assist the equally cretinous propagandist Kerry in the Obama
Administration’s catastrophic foreign policy between the U.S. and the hostile
nation of Iran on…wait for it…nuclear weapons.
Ian Tuttle once
opined that Marie Harf must be under the impression that the film Legally Blonde was a documentary. I doubt anyone would disagree with that
assessment. Suffice to say Ms. Harf does
not have a rich intellectual life. She’s
intellectually incurious and dumber than a box of rocks, but that’s being
wickedly unfair to the rocks. God help
us all.
State Dept Spox Marie Harf gets promoted; here's a look back at her time speaking on behalf of the U.S. goverment
https://t.co/K5JHHx6jPJ
— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) May 27, 2015
To: all ISIS team members
From: Achmed
Re: LOL check out this hilarious infidel Onion story
https://t.co/MDtv0Kjk6L
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 27, 2015
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