Russian President Vladimir Putin,
flanked by Crimea’s new leaders, formally signed a treaty of annexation of
Crimea in a grand hall of the Kremlin today. The borders have been formally redrawn
and the map of the world has now been officially changed.
Meanwhile, back at the White
House, The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer revealed his March
Madness bracket.
"These are not imaginative
picks," TWMDCO said. "But I think they're the right ones."
According
to Jon Terbush, “they're identical to the picks of colorful college
basketball analyst Dick Vitale.” What? He can’t even muster the stones to pick his
own brackets?
The world is in chaos and
Americans look to the man in the White House for a sense of stability and
safety.
Dmitry Kiselyov, an anchor for
state-controlled Rossiya 1 television, stood in front of an image of a mushroom
cloud and boldly
declared, “Russia is the only country in the world realistically capable of
turning the United States into radioactive ash.”
The president should be seen as
having his hand on the tiller of the ship of state. Instead, we and our allies see him with a
Sharpie® in his hand and dictators don’t fear the warnings of the leader of the
free world.
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