A Cornucopia Of McCain Craziness

Senator John McCain waxes bold...
No, no.
Senator John McCain whacks his old...
Nah, too subtle.
Senator McCain cracks a cold...
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Senator John McCain screeches batshit crazy anti-Trump innuendos while exposing himself to prominent European guests.

There, that's it.

President Trump’s sudden firing of FBI Director James B. Comey is bad for the country and will not be the end of the Trump-Russia affair, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) told a group of foreign diplomats and experts Tuesday night. 

Although McCain did not directly accuse the White House of firing Comey to thwart the FBI’s investigation into the Trump campaign’s possible Russia ties, he did say that if that was the intention, it would fail.

McCain, clad only in his own fecal material, shocked his guests by implying that the lawful, legal actions of the President of the United States in exercising his Constitutional discretionary powers while heeding the advice of his duly appointed Cabinet ministers, were in reality a criminal conspiracy to conceal a James Bond/Spectre type takeover of the United States by Vladimir Blofeld.

“This scandal is going to go on. I’ve seen it before,” McCain told a meeting of the Munich Security Conference core group. “This is a centipede. I guarantee you there will be more shoes to drop, I can just guarantee it. There’s just too much information that we don’t have that will be coming out.”

Senator McCain's remark to the group first referenced a unicorn but was later amended (under McCain's protest) to refer to a centipede. McCain is deathly afraid of centipedes.

Likewise for the "There’s just too much information that we don’t have," remark which was originally transcribed as, "The information is just too damn high."

He called Trump’s actions against Comey “unprecedented” and said the position of FBI director has held special meaning in American public life dating back decades.

Of course Comey's termination was not unprecedented.  The July 1993 firing of FBI Director Bill Sessions occurred during the FBI investigation of the Whitehouse travel office scandal and Vince Foster's death the very same month. Senator McCain later clarified his use of the term "unprecedented" to mean "not within the last thirty days."

When quizzed about these discrepancies, Senator McCain attributed them to the presence of undigested corn in his stool.

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Intellectually Impoverished Milksop Socialist Braggart Hypocrisy

You work hard, stretch every penny, but chances are you pay a higher tax rate than Bernie Sanders.  In other words:  HE’S EXACTLY LIKE MITT ROMNEY.

The socialist candidate for president released his 2014 federal tax returns on Friday, following weeks of haranguing by the other Democrat presidential candidate under FBI investigation and the media. 

The New York Times examined his return and discovered the couple’s income was $205,617 which includes $156,441 in wages and salary and $46.213 from Social Security Benefits.  The returns show the couple gave $8,350 to charity and paid $27,653 in federal income taxes.

Socialists hate charity.  There’s this from Time’s political reporter Zeke Miller:

Sanders gave 4% of income to charity in 2014, per tax return

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) April 15, 2016

But check this out. Apparently, socialism means paying for Bernie’s meals and entertainment expenses:

Sanders claims $8,946 in Unreimbursed Employee meals and entertainment expenses

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) April 15, 2016

Sen. Bernie Sanders speaks during a rally with striking federal workers at the Lutheran Church of the Reformation on East Capitol St. NE, September 22, 2015. The event was organized on the day Pope Francis, who is an advocate for low income workers, arrived in Washington.  Photo credit: Getty Images/Tom Williams