Proof In Charge

Your humble blogger will be on hiatus for the next two weeks.  While I’m enjoying the sun and fun at the beach, co-blogger and long-time friend Proof will be in complete charge of the joint.

Sophie The Wonderdog is looking forward to spending time with her little buddies Tika and Teddy and being spoiled rotten by my friend of 40+ years.

I put up a banner saluting the king of absurdity, Al Franken AKA Stuart Smalley.  He deserves to be mocked hard and often.  The banner is my contribution.

Proof has the keys to the liquor cabinet.  Go easy on the guy while I’m gone.  And don’t worry…I made sure the ladies for our regular Monday feature “Flowing Curves of Beauty” are queued up. (I can’t afford to have Proof post another round of Star Trek babes.)

Take care.  See ya on the flip side.

I’m Going To Get Some Sand In My Shoes

Having recently retired it’s past time for me to take advantage of my new-found freedom.

I haven’t taken a vacation since last Thanksgiving and the time has come to travel to the beach to visit my best friend.  I plan to stay there a week and then head to the Great Smoky Mountains and take in the glorious fall foliage before returning home.

I need to clear my head about Ebola, ISIS, Washington scandals, beheadings, midterm elections and all the other chaos.  Blogging involves staying immersed in current events.  Honestly, I don’t think I can stand much more immersion.  I need a break.

I’m ready to walk along the beach checking out the hunky men, smelling the coconut-scented suntan lotion, getting sand in my shoes, feeling the ocean breeze blowing through my hair and enjoying the sunrise and sunset.

During my hiatus, Proof, will put up a post or two.