Showing posts with label Mar-A-Lago. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mar-A-Lago. Show all posts

Monday, January 1, 2018

CNN: That Damned Trump Planted Trees Where We Filmed Him Playing Golf

In the continuing feud between the White Box Truck Vs The Most Busted Name In News, Ana Cabrera pissed and moaned Saturday night saying, “CNN news cameras did not get any video of President Trump playing golf and here’s why:  where CNN cameras were once positioned, trees appear.  Yes, new trees are being planted there.”
The network has relentlessly charged a white truck appeared to have deliberately blocked their camera’s view of the golf club where the President was golfing.  This has Russian collusion written all over it.  CNN is working overtime to provide the Democrats everything they need to advance an impeachment bill against the President:  golfing too much, pounding a 12-pack of Diet Coke® a day and hogging all the ice cream. 
No mention, of course, that President Trump invited service members from Station Lake Worth Inlet and other Coast Guard members from across the U.S. to play at his golf course in West Palm Beach as a “thank you” for their service.
“These brave men and women patrol the waterways near Palm Beach and Mar-a-Lago every day,” said White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley. “The President wanted to thank these service members personally for their service to this nation.”

Thursday, December 28, 2017

CNN Reports: There’s A Big, Scary, Mysterious White Truck Over There

CNN suddenly finds it imperative for them to document every stroke President Trump takes on the golf course as part of a functioning democracy.
A mysterious truck blocked CNN's view of President Trump's golf course in West Palm Beach, FL one day after the network peddled "exclusive" footage of the President hitting the links.
The owner of the truck or the motive, if there is any, for why it parked where it did, has yet to be revealed.
Dan Merica, political producer for the Crybaby News Network said on-air, “Today, a big white box truck parked in front trying to obscure our shot of President Trump golfing. Now it may seem trivial, but it is important to give video as the President does these things on a daily basis. And goes to something that is larger, the President and the White House have tried to obscure the fact that President Trump golfs on a regular basis.”
The notion “the White House has tried to obscure the fact that President Trump golf on a regular basis" was fried, dyed and laid to the side by this statement from the Secret Service: "The USSS is in the business of protection and investigations not in commissioning vehicles to block the media's view of the President's golf swing." 
If this story seems like much ado about nothing, you’d be right.  Then along came Mollie Hemingway, Senior Editor at The Federalist, with a tweet that won the Internet:
BOOM!