It was just yesterday that
CNN's “Tater” Stelter was caterwauling about the hiring of former White House
Press Secretary Sarah Sanders as a Fox News contributor and Sean Spicer as a
new cast member on ABC's Dancing with the Stars.
.@brianstelter: Spicer and Sanders new TV jobs "deserve outrage and backlash" because "this administration lies consistently, whether it's Sanders or Spicer or other White House aides."https://t.co/9ml69AKHVC pic.twitter.com/1Zuf5LrliE— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) August 22, 2019
This morning CNN
announced via a tweet from Senior Media Reporter Oliver Darcy that the cable
network has hired disgraced former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe as a
contributor.
I’m just spit-balling
here, but I imagine the job interview was fairly matter of fact: Do you hate President Trump with every fiber
of your being? Did you leak confidential
information to this network? Have you repeatedly
lied like a rug? Alrighty then, when can
you start?
Why would the most
reliable source of fake news hire this corrupt little weasel? Internal polling showed that 1 out of 3 CNN
viewers are just as stupid as the other two.
McCabe will fit in
nicely with Don Lemon who has been accused
of assaulting someone in a New York bar “vigorously rubbing his genitalia,
removing his hand and shoving his index and middle fingers into the victim’s
mustache and under his nose with aggression and hostility.”
McCabe was Peter Stzrok
and Lisa Page’s “insurance
policy” in the Trump-Russia collusion hoax. So, just like Fredo Cuomo’s promise to fuck up
a guy’s world, he’s in sleazy company.
Oh, speaking of mafioso
tactics, there’s the incident involving CNN’s April Ryan whose bodyguard violently
ejected a journalist who was covering her speech at the Fourth Annual New
Jersey Parent Summit recently.
What’s
next for the cable laughingstock? Hiring
O. J. Simpson as an expert on civility and anger management?
NOTE FROM
OUR ATTORNEYS: That survey about CNN’s
viewers is satire not fact. Sorry if you’re
disappointed. Not sorry for the funny.
