Saturday, January 18, 2020

Hillary Pleads With Voters: You Blew It For Me. Don’t Screw Up Again.

ABC News, home of little Georgie Stephanopoulos, published an article the other day giving ink to the darling of failed presidential aspirations.  Hillary Clinton, like a case of herpes that simply won’t go away, will be featured in a docuseries on Hulu TV® airing on the streaming service three days after Super Tuesday which is March 3.  The release coincides with National Dentists Day, National Dress Day, National Frozen Food Day, National Oreo Cookie Day and, yes, National Day of Unplugging.

Gam-Gam is urging voters to take their vote seriously.  “Try to vote for the person you think is most likely to win because, at the end of the day, that is what will matter.”

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEYS:  The tweet associated with this post is not real.  It is, in fact, doctored.  I did it to give Brian Stelter something to lose his shit over.  We hope it works.

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