President Bobcat’s Warning

Ten days after President Trump was inaugurated a bobcat escaped its enclosure at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, DC.  The feline freedom seeker was one of the last hopes in a world gone rotten.  A perfect mascot for a city of cubicled, uptight bureaucrats yearning to be free.

So captivated by the story was Comfortably Smug of Twitter fame that he launched a “President Bobcat” campaign.  His minions “swarmed” with approval at the novel idea.

Straightforward from here
1. Flynn testifies
2. Impeach Trump & Pence
3. Liberate DC Zoo bobcat
4. Bobcat led coup
5. President bobcat

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 30, 2017

The release yesterday of the Horowitz Report is a triumph for former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes who first blew the whistle on FISA abuse and excoriated Rep. Adam Schiff for his memo which stated FBI and DOJ officials did not abuse the FISA process.  Schiff had access to the same documents Nunes did yet he chose to misinform the American public.

According to the report, there were 17 separate problems with submissions to the FISA Court including the FBI’s overstatement of Christopher Steele’s credentials and failure to provide the court with exculpatory evidence.

Horowitz laid out facts demonstrating “extensive compliance failures” overstating some information, omitting vital information and “cherry-picking” certain details—a clear case of the Surveillance State and The Swamp at work.

As “purr” President Bobcat’s warning, “The next Democrat elected President will be impeached.”