Friday, August 16, 2019

The Air Has Gone Out Of Beto O’Dork’s Candidacy

Yesterday we saw milquetoast weakling John Hickenloser suspend his bid to become the Democrat nominee for President and if that wasn’t thrilling enough, the day also saw the guy who honestly believes we want to see him get his ear hairs trimmed or listen to the sound of his slobber being sucked into that thingy at the dentist’s office announce his second, yes, his second campaign reboot.

The day before we were treated to what was clearly a staged, if not cringeworthy, attempt at Beto’s Roadside Assistance.
Since he launched his campaign in March, Robert Francis O’Rourke has seen the press corps that followed him around thin out and his poll numbers mired in the single digits.  But this time, yes, this time things are going to be different!  Not only will he change tires faster, he’ll cuss less and try to scare the bejeebers out of you.

In his morning address to a small crowd Beto said, “I’m confident that if, at this moment, we do not wake up to this threat [gun violence] then we as a country will die in our sleep.  To those places where Donald Trump has been terrorizing and terrifying and demeaning our fellow Americans, that’s where you will find me and this campaign.”

So…we won’t find him anywhere?  That’s a bold move, Cotton!

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