Yesterday
we saw milquetoast weakling John Hickenloser suspend his bid to become the
Democrat nominee for President and if that wasn’t thrilling enough, the day also
saw the guy who honestly believes we want to see him get his ear hairs trimmed or
listen to the sound of his slobber being sucked into that thingy at the dentist’s
office announce his second, yes, his second campaign reboot.
The day
before we were treated to what was clearly a staged, if not cringeworthy,
attempt at Beto’s Roadside Assistance.
Watch @BetoORourke change a tire pic.twitter.com/Pvi2F9jHWU— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) August 12, 2019
Since he launched his
campaign in March, Robert Francis O’Rourke has seen the press corps that
followed him around thin out and his poll numbers mired in the single
digits. But this time, yes, this time things are going to be different! Not only will he change tires faster, he’ll cuss
less and try to scare the bejeebers out of you.
In his
morning address to a small crowd Beto said, “I’m confident that if, at this
moment, we do not wake up to this threat [gun violence] then we as a country
will die in our sleep. To those places
where Donald Trump has been terrorizing and terrifying and demeaning our fellow
Americans, that’s where you will find me and this campaign.”
So…we won’t
find him anywhere? That’s a bold move,
Cotton!
Must have bought his reset button from Hillary. pic.twitter.com/XcUbV0blsD— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) August 14, 2019
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