“Rocky” Sanders: “I Coulda Been A Contendah”

Socialist kookwad Bernie Sanders held a rally in Louisville, KY on Sunday at the Muhammad Ali Center according to the Louisville Courier-Journal.  He took swipes at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and spoke of his proposal to phase out fossil fuels.

Trying not to make the same catastrophic mistake Hillary Clinton made in West Virginia in 2016, Sanders did not shy away from discussing coal miners in his speech.  “Coal miners are not my enemy.  Workers in the fossil fuel industry are not my enemies.  Climate change is our enemy,” he proclaimed.

While at the Ali Center, Sanders was filmed taking some pantywaist swipes at a speed bag.  It was honestly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.  He doesn’t know how to block which explains his monumental loss to Granny Clinton.

Leaders of other nations will look at this pitiful worm and piss all over themselves laughing.  Barney Fife should give Sanders a few pointers on being a tough guy.  After all, Bernie came out on the losing end when he tangled with a shower door and had to get seven stitches in his noggin. 

He’s now literally a parody of a parody of himself.pic.twitter.com/aiSkO61yJd

— DannyTypo (@Dangela2004) August 27, 2019