A few
days ago, Cher took to the gutter which has become Twitter to express her fervent
desire President Trump be locked up and raped by a “toy boy of Big Bubba.”
Sorry not sorry! #Cher apologized for doing a prison rape joke against #DonaldTrump & deleted the offensive tweet. However, she quickly clarified that she still thinks the President belongs in jail! 😮 pic.twitter.com/oicVMf3Cf5— Bops & Bangers (@bopsandbangers) May 31, 2019
The
73-year-old crank who dresses like a two-bit whore vowed to move to the
planet Jupiter if Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential Election.
Cher’s
command of the English language resembles that of a four-year-old. Laden with all caps, emojis, ridiculous
punctuation and paragraph breaks because this vainglorious harlot never finished high school at Montclair
Prep.
The diva’s
finances have been up and down
more than the stock market, and in a cosmic karma kind of way, there are signs this
dingbat’s popularity may be waning—remember she’s 73.
She’s
currently on her Here We Go Again Tour
and tickets have been selling for bargain-basement
prices in Canada. Hmmm…isn’t that
where a whole mess of Trump haters claimed they were going to move?
You could snag a ticket for $16.25 just a few hours
before the doors opened at Rogers Arena in Vancouver. Seats were for sale for a piddling $6 for her
show at Calgary’s Scotiabank Saddledome.
So, she’s having trouble selling her concert
tickets? Maybe it’s because she still
fancies herself being able to rile up the hormones of sailors
like she did on the USS Missouri in 1989 or it could be those days are long
gone and resemble more of a karaoke show intended for your aunt and uncle’s 50th
wedding anniversary.
Maybe this is where we acknowledge Cher can’t turn back time.