Not Since The Days Of Tricky Dick Have Plumbers Had Such An Active Presence In The White House

With the egregious miscarriage of justice in the Kate Steinle murder case, the pervnado overtaking Hollywood, politics and the news industry, the Nork nuclear threat and former NSA Director Michael Flynn pleading guilty to lying to the FBI, we are being presented with a bombshell report exposing the infiltration by mice of the White House Navy Mess food service area and the White House Situation Room.  And lawdy, there’s even a work order request for a new toilet seat for the Oval Office bathroom.  We learned in April of one significant work order requested for a red button that, when pressed, would summon a butler to bring President Trump a Coke™.

The White House was built in 1792.  During the War of 1812, the British set fire to it in 1814 and had to be rebuilt.  President James Monroe moved back into the building in 1817. It’s fair to say the building is old.

There are 132 rooms, 35 bathrooms and 6 levels with 412 doors, 147 windows, 28 fireplaces, 8 staircases and 3 elevators.  It requires 570 gallons of paint to cover its exterior.  God only knows how many gallons are needed to cover the interior walls and ceilings.

Several commenters, who have more screws loose than a hardware store during an earthquake, are blaming President Trump for the sad state of “The People’s House”.

Have I mentioned the White House is old?

On a bright, beautiful afternoon in May of 2010 while delivering remarks on Wall Street financial reform, The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer was forced to submit to something other than his colossal ego to a furry rat that seized his limelight.