Are You Waiting For Geraldo Santana Banana’s Impending Topple? Yeah. Me Too.

I have never liked Geraldo Rivera.  Were it possible to travel back in time I would strangle him in his cradle.  The guy’s a pompous pile of dung.  A 10-lb blivit in a 5-lb bag.  He possesses an exaggerated sense of self-importance.  He, quite literally, suffers from delusions of grandeur.

Yesterday, before the salacious exposé Variety published revealing the details of NBC’s brutal firing of Matt Lauer, our boy, through a series of four tweets may have inadvertently announced his “retirement”.

Sad about @MLauer great guy, highly skilled & empathetic w guests & a real gentleman to my family & me. News is a flirty business & it seems like current epidemic of #SexHarassmentAllegations may be criminalizing courtship & conflating it w predation. What about #GarrisonKeillor?

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 29, 2017

A jerk's a jerk in dating. #SexHarassment should be confined to situations where superior imposes himself on subordinate who feels unable to complain because of power of perp or feared consequences to victim's employment. Shouldn't be used to get even w bad bosses or hated ex's

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 29, 2017

#SexHarassment allegations should require: 1-made in a timely fashion-say w/n 5 yrs. 2-some contemporaneous corroboration, like witnesses, electronic or written communications. W $ settlements in multi-millions slight chance exists some victims are motivated by more than justice

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 29, 2017

Reaction to my tweets today on #sexharassment makes clear
I didn't sufficiently explain that this is a horrendous problem
long hidden-Harassers are deviants who deserve what is coming
to them-Often victims are too frightened to come
forward in a timely fashion-I humbly apologize

— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 30, 2017

The “Grand Poohbah of Outlandish Takes” called the news “a flirty business” and voiced his consternation that women are starting to be believed when accusations of inappropriate workplace behavior by powerful men are made.  I’m just not sold on the notion that having a remote door lock button for an office sex dungeon is equivalent to “flirting”.  It is abundantly clear neither Lauer nor Rivera AKA Santana Banana suffer with crippling social anxiety.

So tin-eared and egregious were his tweets that his current employer undoubtedly admonished him while issuing a terse statement:  “Geraldo’s tweets do not reflect the views of Fox News or its management.  We were troubled by his comments and are addressing them with him.”

There’s a good bet if you have the mustachioed fool in your Pervnado Pool you could be a winner soon.  

Here's a perfect jab at Geraldo Santana Banana https://t.co/OBH3EQ3yes

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) November 30, 2017