Stephen Colbert Is A Cock Holster

Last Saturday the press poodles had their White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner without President Trump in attendance.  The President was in Harrisburg, PA holding a rally.

“A large group of Hollywood actors and Washington media are consoling each other in a hotel ballroom in our nation’s capital right now. They are gathered together for the White House Correspondents' Dinner without the president. And I could not possibly be more thrilled than to be 100 miles away from Washington’s swamp, spending my evening with all of you and with a much, much larger crowd and much better people,” he said.

To raucous booing from the crowd, the President trashed outlets such as CNN and MSNBC as "fake news" and called the wider Washington media elite "a disgrace." 

The following day the President was interviewed by CBS’s John Dickerson for CBS This Morning

The interview which aired Monday, showed Dickerson pressing the President to explain his March tweets claiming Obama wiretapped him during the 2016 election.

"You're the president of the United States," Dickerson said. "You said he was 'sick and bad' because he had tapped you."

"You can take it any way you want," Trump replied as he abruptly ended the interview.

Monday evening Stephen Colbert, host of CBS’ Late Night with Stephen Colbert, took issue with the President’s dismissal of Dickerson saying, “When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all! Bazinga!”

"John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist, and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that. Mr. President, you're not the POTUS, you're the 'gloat-us.' You're the glutton with the button. You're a regular 'Gorge Washington.' You're the 'presi-dunce,' but you're turning into a real 'prick-tator."

"Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster."

Being a sewer mouth passes for humor these days.  Just ask DNC Chairman Tom Perez.  Maybe we should check our outrage with Rosie O’Donnell:

@brithume BRAVO - THANK YOU STEPHEN - WE WISH ALL OUR TALENT WAS AS BRAVE AND INSIGHTFUL AS U R - KEEP DOING JUST WHAT U R DOING #COLBERT

— ROSIE (@Rosie) May 2, 2017

Take a look at John Dickerson.  He imbues the image of a panty-waist, a weak sister.  How humiliating must it be to need an unfunny comic to come to your defense?

As for Colbert, it takes a cock holster to know a cock holster.  All the fan boys are suffering from a terminal case of blue balls since The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer left office. 

I think we all remember watching Johnny Carson during Watergate, quipping about Nixon "choking down miles and miles of cock." #FireColbert

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) May 3, 2017

UPDATE 10:47 PM 5-3-2017:  A spokeswoman from CBS’s Late Show continues to disregard requests for comment.  Colbert, however, finally responded late Wednesday to online criticism saying, “So while I would do it again, I would change a few words that were cruder than they needed to be.  I had a few choice insults for the president…I don’t regret that.  He, I believe, can take care of himself,  I have jokes; he has the launch codes.  So, it’s a fair fight.

You can take action against CBS and this filthy little man by going to this link and filing a formal complaint with the Federal Communications Commission.