Doddering Septuagenarian Milksop: “There’s Something Rotten In Denmark And It Ain’t The Cheese”

Now that we have Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina under our belts, the focus of the punditry class and the #FeelTheBern lemmings are perplexed over the assignment of delegates to the Democratic National Convention.

The ragtag but committed Bernie bloc has “revolted” against super delegates. Unlike Republican delegates who are bound to support the winner of a given state’s popular vote, unelected Democrat super delegates are free to support any candidate at the convention.

One particularly nasty George Soros backed PAC has petitioned the DNC commanding that super delegates “must stand with voters and honor the outcomes of primaries and caucuses held across the country.  The Party’s base simply will not tolerate any anti-democratic efforts by super delegates to thwart the will of the people.”

“The Clintons can get a delegate lead quicker than we can, and they have a way to gut out the delegate fight,” said Tad Devine, a senior adviser to Sanders. “We have to turn victories in state after state into big momentum that can change the numbers.”

The Barking Chihuahua already has a huge lead over the doddering socialist fool in support from super delegates.

Ol’ Bernie believes his campaign will bring about “one of the great political upsets in American history.”

Better wake up Bernie.  Your supporters only thought they saw their hands dropping their ballots into the box.

I CANNOT PROVE IT—BUT WHEN YOU BITE INTO A MUSHROOM I THINK IT KNOWS

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) February 23, 2016