The “Jeb Can Fix It”
Tour began Monday morning in Florida at the Tampa Garden Club for the candidate
who is currently garnering a measly 8% in the latest NBC/Wall Street Journal
poll.
Bush rather bizarrely
told the audience, “If Lincoln were alive today, imagine the foolishness he
would have to suffer. Advisers telling
him to shave his beard. Cable pundits
telling him to lose the top hat.”
He continued, to the
amusement of the crowd, that he’d gotten advice too; to ditch his glasses,
change ties, nail that zinger, be angrier and hide his inner wonk. But he said, “I can’t be someone I’m not” and
“getting things done isn’t about yelling into a camera or regurgitating sound
bites free of substance.”
The tour and the release
of his e-book, “Reply All Today,” reflect
a ridiculous effort to jumpstart a campaign that many say has been flailing,
after tumbling poll numbers and a widely panned debate performance.
He boldly declared, "I’m
putting The Beltway on notice. I’ll turn
Washington DC upside down, too.”
The memes came pouring forth about Bob the Builder taking over
for hapless Jeb because he has wilted under the taunts of Donald Trump and the rise
of Rubio.
Bush has also
acknowledged that he has to get better at debating and stumping. “I’m a
grinder,” he told reporters during
a campaign appearance in Iowa on Saturday. “I’m going to get better. I
know I have to get better.”
Keep telling yourself
that honey.
If you PAID someone for #JebCanFixIt you deserve everything that's coming to you. #JebShouldDeepSixIt
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 2, 2015
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