The Bernie Panders (Socialismus fulgens),
also called "Red" or lesser panda, not to be confused with the lesser
pander, which is associated with the Clinton Foundation. The Bernie
Panders is a small arboreal mammal native to Vermont.
The
specific epithet fulgens is Latin for "shining", which may refer to the
path taken by the reds. Panda is the French name for the Roman goddess
of peace and travelers, whereas the Pander is more amenable to fellow
travelers.
The species is generally quiet except for some twittering, tweeting, and
Facebook communication. It has been reported to be both nocturnal and
crepuscular.
Results of phylogenetic research and party
affiliation indicate strong support for its taxonomic classification in
its own family Progressivae, along with the weasel, raccoon and skunk families. Primarily the former and the latter.
The Bernie Panders is considered a living fossil and only distantly related to the giant pander (Stainedbluedressicus embarrasae).
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