Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Al Sharpton’s Schaden”boner”

Well, the NYPD is at it again *snark* and the Reverend Al Sharpton is demanding an investigation into who leaked information about a prescription, not a bottle, a prescription of Viagra in his name that was found at the apartment of Sandy Rubenstein, the noted NYC attorney who was cleared of rape charges on Monday.

According to The New York Daily News, the pillar of the black community *snark* said he was unaware of a doctor’s note for the drug which treats penises unwilling to rise to the occasion.

“I don’t know anything about that, no, I don’t know anything about that,” Sharpton said, after a speechless second.

He roared back a moment later proclaiming, “I am not saying what I do or don’t do, I’m not going to invade my privacy for some cop,” said Sharpton. “I have no knowledge of what was in (Rubenstein’s) apartment. But it’s not uncommon for men of all ages to use certain things. If the motive of the cop was to embarrass me, at 60 years old, I am unembarrassable,” fumed Sharpton,

Next thing you know he’ll be saying he uses it to keep from rolling out of bed.

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