The Polish tabloid Fakt
ran pics and video footage of The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer
working out at the Holmes Place Marriott gym in Warsaw.
When I saw the photos I nearly pissed myself laughing. Hey world, I
thought, look at our strong president.
Feast your eyes upon this magnificent specimen of American beefcake.
US security officials have since
verified the video’s authenticity, and are understood to be investigating the
incident. They have insisted it was not a security breach.
We can only hope our metrosexual Preezy
of the United Steezy didn’t break a nail during his girly-man work out.
Next time, for the sake of the
country, I hope that security suspends the policy of letting gym rats stay
while he “works out”. The embarrassment
is too much to bear.
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