Not to be confused with
National Cheese Day which falls on June 4th, The World’s Most Dangerous
Community Organizer and his juvenile delinquent West Wingers will be fielding
questions from Obamaphone owners and other idol worshippers with a virtual Big
Block of Cheese Day. Yep, it’s for
reals.
It’s an event where no
one is actually invited and where no cheese will actually be served and TWMDCO
will answer staged questions.
Big Block of Cheese Day
will be January 29th, the day after the State of the Union Address where he
will once again talk the country to death.
We’ll be forced to listen to how he’ll improve the economy and how
important privacy is and Obamacare is working really, really well. There will be a blurb about ladders of
opportunity and how Republicans are evil.
He’ll throw in a dash of race card and invoke his old standby bullshit
line that with him in “the people’s house” the oceans will rise and the planet
will begin to heal.”
Americans by the millions will
curl up in fetal balls—blah, blah this and blah, blah that mimicking Charlie Brown’s
teacher—until their ears bleed.
All we’ll need then will be a day
devoted to fermented curds. This White
House is stupendously laughable.
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