Monday, November 12, 2012

Right Jabs For November 12, 2012

Source for “Force” Graphic:  Bosch Fawstin
Politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here are a few links from conservative bloggers who are waging a war of words against the misanthropy, priggishness, prejudice, luddism, illiberalism and irrationalism of the mainstream media bobble-head dolls and groupthink poodles of the press corps.

Yes, and you’ve ruined America. Well done, asshole.

Between this, Iran shooting at our drones, an awful economy, a plummeting stock market and the impending fiscal cliff, poor Obama will have so many challenges he’ll inherit from the previous administration. Watching him blame himself for four years should be quite amusing. We’ll all need a sense of humor to get through it ourselves.

These people do not deserve any respect as journalists; they are political operatives who masquerade as neutral.  I prefer honest Daily Kos bloggers any day to dishonest journalists.  They deserve to be treated with the same disrespect with which they treat the news process and conservatives. Investigate the investigators.

Some are saying that they are living like animals and wonder whether they are in a third world country or the United States. Well, you did vote Obama in for a second term so it’s really hard to tell these days.

“All men are created equal,” says the American Declaration of Independence.  “All men shall be kept equal,” says the British Socialist Party.

“Come right in and step right up. See the bright lights and the oddities of nature. Inside folks, for the low price of twenty-two trillion dollars, you can see Binders of Women, Team Big Bird and entire reams of green windmills and fields full of bayonets and horses. Here lies become the truth and everything is full of sugar. And the highlight of the show will be Barack, the Exotic Prince from the Wilds of Indonesia and Kenya, with a special appearance by Oprah and a hologram of JFK. Here in the Carnival of Fools, the party never stops and no one ever has to pay the bill.

Why does it always have to be “Floriduh” to get the dunce cap after every election?

“How is it the Democrats ever imagined that a man who was all but accused of "betrayal" in the Paper of Record by one of their main propaganda organizations could be relied upon to go all the way to the mat for their president? How is it that they thought he would sit in front of congress and the American people and engage in obfuscating-as-usual in a massive farce not of his making? In a scandal on par with others which have credibility of past administrations?”

“Oh, that’s right, I forgot, tolerance does not apply to them does it? Of course not, tolerance, as defined by the Left means that certain groups must stamp out all vestiges of other groups, so as to not be offended!”

Holder’s wife is the part owner of an abortion clinic, but for some reason he never saw fit to disclose this information. Gee, I wonder why.

Let’s be clear: not every layoff, bankruptcy, and closing can be laid at the feet of Obama, his policies, and those of Democrats. These happen even in times when the economy doesn’t suck. But, you can polish a turd, it’s still a turd; and this economy is a turd.

Somebody please loosen the wheels on the word “mandate’s” motorcycle so it falls into the shark tank mid-jump.

“Keep in mind that we're talking about Fredneck County [Frederick County, Maryland], where impoverished black and brown cows paint their faces white and cower in fear of ‘violent rhetoric’ emanating from the rabid packs of elderly, white Republicans who roam our hills and dales looking for trouble. The whole area is frighteningly white, we might say (were we fond of that sort of racially tinged invective). On the bright side, with all the narrative-challenging and unexpected consequences floating around this weekend, we're beginning to believe the next four years might be downright fun.”

That had the perverse effect of driving the bishops into the arms of a Mormon.

“But, consider this: A president of the United States just ran a reelection campaign based on the promise of government largess, exploitation of class division, the demonization of success, the glorification of identity politics, and the presumption that women are a helpless interest group; and he did so while steadfastly refusing to acknowledge the looming—potentially fatal—crisis that the country faces. And it worked.

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