The Houston
Culture Map describes, in a most nauseating way, Teh Won’s latest email foray
into begging for cash as being invited to sign an adorable e-card “complete
with a Norman Rockwell-esque photograph of wide-eyed Malia and
teeny-tiny Sasha helping their father blow out his birthday candles.”
This makes the
eighth email in the last two weeks centered on this fool’s birthday. Talk about hounding folks to death. Puh-leeze.
(Insert your name here) —
My upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that's not up to me—it's up to you.
This July deadline is our most urgent yet, coming after two consecutive months of being significantly outraised by Romney and the Republicans.
And if you pitch in $3 or whatever you can before midnight tonight, you and a guest will be automatically entered to join me at my birthday get-together next month.
The latest
raffle by Teh Won’s re-election campaign offers a trip to his house on the
south side of Chicago.
On June 17,
Obama campaign finance director Rufus Gifford e-mailed, “Have you ever gotten
to do something so cool you’re almost jealous of yourself? Pretty sure this
would count.”
Chicago, that toddlin’ town, where
240 people have been killed this year and where gang
members outnumber the police.
The check’s in the mail, stupid.
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