Who Likes Good News? Everyone? Then Good News Everyone!

I’m a little late opining on the desecration of the majestic beauty of the Black Hills of South Dakota by enshrining the Hopiate of the Masses on Mount Rushmore.

The pampered poodle stenographers of a dying media have, since 2007, wielded their power to secure the double immaculation of a corrupt Chicago politician with a flair for mimicking speech patterns and an innate talent for reading from teleprompters.

“Historical judgments take time to form and Obama is still in office,” said George Washington University history professor Edward Berkowitz. “It could be that he will be one of the great presidents, worthy of having his likeness carved on a mountain, but certainly not yet.”

Professor Paul Wahlbeck, a professor and chairman of the political science department at GWU, said he is “reluctant to venerate political leaders while or shortly after they served,” but still remains optimistic.

“History undoubtedly will accord President Obama a special place by virtue of being the first African American President,” Wahlbeck said in an email to The College Fix.

Five days after the story at The College Fix was picked up by national news outlets, the good professor hastily clarified, “my comment that President Obama would receive a special place in history did not mean it should be on Mount Rushmore.”

Professor Farnsworth has good news for everyone:  Plans are being formulated by the DNC and George Soros to remove Abraham Lincoln from his memorial in DC and replace him with ‘Ol Jug Ears with his feet up on the Resolute Desk.

Won’t that be nice?  We’re so lucky we’re able to worship a tin god.

Not Only Did I Lie About Lying, But I Lied About Lying About Lying And You’d Better Believe That’s The Truth

That From These Honored Dead

Image Credit:  TheAtlantic

For every man, woman and child who wakes up on Memorial Day the responsibility of remembering those who gave their last full measure of devotion falls to us.

It is a day to remember not only our fallen warriors but those they left behind.

On a day not too far off, the last connections we have to wars past will be severed.  The memories of those who died in World Wars I and II and Korea will belong to history.

On a cold winter day in November of 1863, President Abraham Lincoln said in his Gettysburg Address:

“It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain.”

As a free people we should remember that Memorial Day is not about the end of school, the beginning of summer, barbecues or auto racing; it’s about our fallen heroes, their widows, widowers, fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters and children.

Rumpswab Who Is Not Good At Math Also Not Good At Law

On Friday, May 10, 2013 Lois Lerner, head of the IRS Tax-Exempt Unit, apologized for targeting conservative groups by improperly delaying and scrutinizing their applications for tax-exempt status at a conference held by the American Bar Association.

The Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty and Zachary Goldfarb noted, “The IRS’s subsequent conference call with reporters was clumsily handled. At one point, Lerner attempted to do arithmetic on the phone and blurted out: ‘I’m not good at math.’”

The following Wednesday, Lerner gave an opening statement before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform in which she lied about lying about having done nothing wrong.

 

“I have not done anything wrong. I have not broken any laws, I have not violated any IRS rules or regulations and I have not provided false information to this or any other congressional committee,” Lerner said.

Upon the advice of her attorney she then invoked her constitutional right to plead the Fifth Amendment against self-incrimination and declined to testify.

Trey Gowdy, who sits on committee dealing with the IRS scandal objected saying, “Mr. Issa, Mr. Cummings just said we should run this like a courtroom, and I agree with him. She just testified. She just waived her Fifth Amendment right to privilege. You don't get to tell your side of the story and then not be subjected to cross examination. That's not the way it works. She waived her Fifth Amendment privilege by issuing an open statement. She ought to stand here and answer our questions.”

The fact that she restated some of the same answers she gave the inspector general during his investigation prompted the panel’s chairman Darrell Issa to remark, “At this point, I believe you have not asserted your rights, but have effectively waived your rights.”

And the stench we are smelling is from the collective pants-shitting of the regime.

On next year's 1040, I'm gonna scrawl "I'M ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE" in crayon.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 23, 2013

Savage Wars

A cell phone video taken by one witness and given to ITV television showed a young man with bloody hands holding a large knife and a meat cleaver.

The man walked over to the camera and said: “I apologize that women had to witness this today. But in our land, our women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government. They don’t care about you.  We swear by almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you.  Your people will never be safe.”

He was one of two men, believed to be Somalis, who hacked to death a British soldier like he was “a piece of meat”.  They are but two of hundreds of thousands of Somali immigrants living inside the United Kingdom.  Some 70,000 live inside London proper.

The archetypal English garden has been immortalized in poetry and music for centuries because of its pristine green lawns, serene lakes and climbing roses around the door. The UK’s practice of importing savages is tearing apart what Britons took centuries to build.

The butchers who perpetrated this latest atrocity wanted to be seen and warned in the most gruesome of ways that we will be murdered in the name of Islam.

As America watches and waits to see how the UK deals with this horrific slaughter, we hear meaningless condemnations of Muslim leaders who say one thing for public consumption and something altogether else sinister in their mosques.

The world is witnessing an irreversible demographic turning point as the chilling video below warns.

Photoshop™ Of The Day: A Unicorn Rots From The Head Down

Please Help Oklahoma

Image Credit:  TulsaWorld.com

“When a man is in despair, it means that he still believes in something.” —Dmitri Shostakovich

I was gripped by this image of two men, one holding the American flag, as they gazed upon the utter destruction left in the aftermath of the tornado that wiped out much of Moore, Oklahoma on May 20, 2013.

My pitiful attempt to comprehend how these two men must feel seeing their lives churned up by the forces of nature left me weeping for them.  After I dried my tears, I went to the Red Cross site set up to help Oklahomans to make a donation and pray.

I hope you will do the same.  They are our brethren.  May God bless them and may He place His Hand upon their shoulders and give them comfort and the strength to carry on.

God bless Oklahoma.

Pray For Oklahoma

As of 8:22PM Central Time, Reuters News Agency, reported that 51 people have perished in the massive tornado that laid waste to the town of Moore, Oklahoma.  The death toll is expected to rise.

The photo provided by Paul Hellstern of The Oklahoman captures the terror of nature’s wrath in the face of the man who carried a little girl, a student from Briarwood Elementary School, to safety.

God bless him and may God comfort and protect all those affected by the tornadoes that have ravaged that area in recent days.

Armed Forces Day: A Prayer For Our Troops

Our men and women in uniform are in harm’s way constantly from combat, car bombings, and rocket-propelled grenade and mortar attacks. Our worst day in America is so much better than their best day. Extremes of cold and heat and uncomfortable conditions, to say the least, plague these soldiers. They are sacrificing time that could be spent with spouses and children. Yet they continue to faithfully and bravely serve.

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Please place a hedge of protection around each and everyone. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen."

He’s Going To Need A Bigger Umbrella

With three scandals rocking Dear Leader’s regime, a dark cloud of dishonesty, corruption and ineptitude has descended over the White House in recent days.

The rain started pouring down when Barack Obama and Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan held a joint press conference in the Rose Garden of the White House on Thursday, prompting the president to order Marines to hold umbrellas over them.

“I am going to go ahead and ask folks, why don’t we get a couple of Marines—they’re going to look good next to us,” Obama joked.

Obama vehemently denies abusing government power, while telling a US Marine to hold his umbrella. #CantMakeThisShitUp
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 16, 2013