Showing posts with label propaganda pimping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label propaganda pimping. Show all posts

Monday, January 18, 2016

How Many Kopeks In A Ruble, Ed?

Insufferable airhorn Ed Schultz, formerly of MSNBC, has landed a peach of a job with Russia Today as a mouthpiece for the Kremlin-backed television organization.

Of his new job Schultz said, "I am very happy to cooperate with RT. This television organization has firmly outlined its position in American media, representing the interests of different corporations.  RT is not afraid to acquaint the audience with an alternative point of view, new voices and fresh story, even if it is not to the liking of some members of the mainstream.  The news channel that talks with such persistence to the problems of ordinary Americans is perfectly suited for my program. "

"For the launch of the TV channel RT America, we knew that the only way to conquer the American audience was to be different, to cover stories that ignore the mainstream.  And this approach is fully justified,” said chief editor of RT Margarita Simonyan.  “That is why stars of American journalism like Ed Schultz join the team RT.”

How hard can it be to become a Russian bullshit artist after spending all those years being a liberal apologist?  Just don’t eff up Eddie.  I hear Siberia can be a little chilly.

Friday, June 28, 2013

NFL Slayers: Gangstas For Obamacare

According to reports from CBS News, the National Football Felons League is experiencing a bit of a crime wave.

Twenty-seven players have been arrested just since the Super Bowl on February 3, 2013.  Oh, and over the last few days two slayers are now facing murder charges.  New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was charged with first-degree murder in the death of Odin Lloyd while Cleveland Browns rookie Ausar Walcott was charged with attempted murder for allegedly punching a man in the head outside a club in New Jersey.

A massive PR push is underway by The Department of Health and Human Services in conjunction with the NFL to pimp Obamacare using their thugs and gangstas to sell this monstrosity because the government is hell-bent to get Americans to sign up for something they can neither afford nor want.  And let’s not forget, even Congress is trying to exempt itself from its own Obamacare rules and exorbitant expenses.