Al Gore Upping His Game

The Global Education and Skills Forum was suspected today of supplying their Sunday luncheon desserts of THC enhanced brownies at their conference held in Dubai. Many participants engaged in bizarre behavior following their consumption of the marijuana laden confections. 

Citing calls for "services for inequality and oppression to be infused right into education" and "tranquility building," many speakers raved about the "good shit" that happens when you convince other stoners about things you fabricate on the fly.

However, Al Gore stole the show...

Dubai: Bizarre weather such as “flying rivers” and “rain bombs” are just some of the recent effects of climate change, warned former US vice-president Al Gore at the Global Education and Skills Forum (GESF) in Dubai on Sunday. Gore, who is the founder and chairman of The Climate Reality Project, a non-profit establishment “devoted to solving the climate crisis”, told GESF delegates global weather is becoming “extreme” and “disruptive”, mainly because of global warming…

Gore's colorful descriptions of climate catastrophes were well received, particularly his "Mother Of All Snow Flurries" and "clouds filled with frogs" predictions. Unfortunately he was forcibly removed from the podium as the "Frognado" rant was followed by threats of "climate suppositories" and "political equality enemas."

Weren’t You Wrong? Over To You Al.

Al Gore AKA ManbearPig has been harping on global warming (pardon me) climate change since at least the late 1980s, but it wasn’t until 2006 he discovered a way to become massively wealthy by making movies about it and investing in government-subsidized green energy.

Many predictions made by scientists and other climate change alarmists like Gore have failed to come true. For example, in 2007 Gore predicted that the summer Arctic ice in the North Pole would completely disappear by 2013 due to global warming caused by carbon dioxide emissions.  Didn’t happen.  

He also claimed Mt. Kilimanjaro in Africa would lose it’s snowpack by 2016. But that also hasn’t happened—not even close.

The climate hypocrite once told CNN’s Jake Tapper, “I don't have a private jet. And what carbon emissions come from my trips on Southwest Airlines are offset. I live a carbon-free lifestyle, to the maximum extent possible."  Somebody throw a bullshit flag.

How does ManBearPig explain the rather large amounts of electricity he uses to power his 10,000-plus-square-foot home? A new analysis by the National Center for Public Policy Research found that Gore's Tennessee home "guzzles more electricity in one year than the average American family uses in 21 years."

In one month, the report found, Gore's home consumed more electricity than the average family uses in 34 months and the electricity used just to heat Gore's swimming pool would power six homes for a year.

It’s bitter cold in parts of the US, but climate scientist Dr. Michael Mann explains that’s exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis. https://t.co/6UfJ9Xxpq6

— Al Gore (@algore) January 4, 2018

So let me get this straight, This cold is from climate change, Previous cold shots werent, Previous cold shots like 83-84 this period colder. So what these guys want us to believe is the cold is from climate change, but climate change made it come up short of previous cold shots https://t.co/JHRqdh6vIR

— Joe Bastardi (@BigJoeBastardi) January 5, 2018