Ten days after President Trump was inaugurated a bobcat escaped
its enclosure at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, DC. The feline freedom seeker was one of the last
hopes in a world gone rotten. A perfect
mascot for a city of cubicled, uptight bureaucrats yearning to be free.
So captivated by the story was Comfortably Smug of Twitter
fame that he launched a “President Bobcat” campaign. His minions “swarmed” with approval at the
novel idea.
Straightforward from here— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 30, 2017
1. Flynn testifies
2. Impeach Trump & Pence
3. Liberate DC Zoo bobcat
4. Bobcat led coup
5. President bobcat
The release yesterday of the Horowitz Report is a
triumph for former House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes who first
blew the whistle on FISA abuse and excoriated Rep. Adam Schiff for his memo
which stated FBI and DOJ officials did not abuse the FISA process. Schiff had access to the same documents Nunes
did yet he chose to misinform the American public.
According to the report, there were
17 separate problems with submissions to the FISA Court including the FBI’s
overstatement of Christopher Steele’s credentials and failure to provide the
court with exculpatory evidence.
Horowitz laid out facts demonstrating “extensive
compliance failures” overstating some information, omitting vital information
and “cherry-picking” certain details—a clear case of the Surveillance State and
The Swamp at work.
As “purr” President Bobcat’s warning, “The next Democrat
elected President will be impeached.”
