Plenty Valenti and the Mystery of "Bernie Bro" Sexism

These actual accusations can be found in this bewildering Vox piece that the real Jessica Valenti re-tweeted and totally agreed with, expressing no shame whatsoever. First three Plenty Valenti episodes here, here and here.

Happy Buy Day!

Today's the day! First chance this week to get out of the house and buy some Doritos! 

I have several stops to make and I'm going to buy large quantities of Doritos at every one of them. I expect to be typing with orange, nacho flavored fingers sometime between now and dinner time. 

Update:

Operator: 9-1-1, what is your emergency? 

Me: Yes, a madman has broken in and filled my kitchen with bags of Doritos! 

Operator: I'm sorry sir, what is your emergency? 

Me: There's still room in the den!

#BuyDoritosAnnoyAFeminist

Feminists are Progressively More Deranged

Remember the movie "Look Who's Talking"? It was centered around a baby in the womb which not only grabbed for Doritos, but spoke English! I don't remember feminists having a cow when that came out in 1989. Feminists have become progressively (pun intended) more deranged since then. 

#BuyDoritosAnnoyAFeminist

More Adventures of Plenty Valenti, Feminist Icon

Referenced McCain article here.  Bizarre Vice.com mythology here.  First Plenty Valenti Episode here.  Second here.