It’s A Bird…It’s A Plane…It’s Stelterman

It took nearly the entire 28th season to give Sean Spicer the boot from Dancing With The Stars.

With his regular partner Lindsay Arnold still out, Spicer stepped it up with his fill-in partner Jenna Johnson. He showed surprising fluidity, a lime green suit and some complex holds in his Argentine Tango to Destiny's Child "Bills, Bills, Bills”.

Bruno Tonioli, an Italian choreographer and judge on DWTS, said of Spicer’s routine, “Don’t cry for Sean, Argentina” adding it was “more an Argentine straggle.”  Tonioli was gracious in the end thanking Spicer for “being such a good sport.”

After Spicer was eliminated, he graciously said, "I wish I could have done better.  Thanks to everyone who supported me.  Thanks to my family for everything they did.  I’ve loved being on this show.  Thank you for making me a part of it.  God bless you all.  Happy Veterans Day.”

CNN’s pudgy Brian Stelter, apparently green with envy, tweeted: 

After Spicer was voted off "Dancing," @realDonaldTrump deleted his 8:33pm tweet urging people to "vote for Sean." Trump had written, "He is a great and very loyal guy who is working very hard." Now he's posted a new message: "A great try by @seanspicer. We are all proud of you!"

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 12, 2019

Maybe the folks at ABC will cast him for next season’s show since he has officially tweeted more about the show than about ABC and CBS colluding to fire a female employee for exposing a high-profile rapist and pedophile.

Monday Night’s Alright For Owning The Libs

Time flies when you’re having fun.  For eight weeks now, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has danced his way into the hearts of everyone who lacks rhythm and moves.

In late August, Tom Bergeron, the longtime host of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars, expressed his disappointment with the network’s decision to have Spicer on the show.  Bergeron tweeted he had hoped the 28th season “would be a joyful respite from our exhausting political climate and free of inevitably divisive bookings from any party affiliations.”

Nothing has surprised viewers more than Spicer’s ability to avoid elimination week after week.  The guy gets super-low scores, but the audience always saves him.  The failing New York Times noted, “He’s as stiff and two-dimensional as a sheet of cardboard with feet that move as if stuck in slabs of cement.”

Those watching DWTS are allowed to cast 20 votes:  10 votes by texting SEAN to 21523 and then 10 more times at abc.com/DWTS.  Even President Trump encouraged audience participation tweeting, “The meltdown the Hollywood types keep having when he wins with your votes is soooo worth the time.”

Carrie Ann SPILLING the TEA. #DWTS pic.twitter.com/THHnjRKRnw

— bruNNa 💚 (@vocallyist) November 5, 2019