And The Winner Is…

After what many, including myself, saw as the performance of the ages when Clemson was unequivocally humbled by a Bayou Beatdown in New Orleans Monday night, it was impossible for CNN’s Democratic Presidential Debate from Des Moines to generate a scintilla of excitement for what turned out to be more like dance night at a retirement home.

The moderators asked predictably skewed questions meant to gin up the animosity between Pocahontas and the guy who combs his hair with a balloon who, according to her, said a woman could not win the White House. 

Van Jones, CNN commentator and ardent supporter of The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer, described what he watched as “cold oatmeal”. “The Democrats are going to have to do better than what we saw tonight,” he said. “There was nothing I saw tonight that would be able to take Donald Trump out—and I want to see a Democrat in the White House as soon as possible.”

Debate recap:  “Sen, Klobuchar your time has expired.”  “Trump did it.”  “Let me be clear.”  “Sen. Klobuchar, your time…”  “Folks, folks…”  “The fact of the matter is…”  “Uh, uh, uh…”

Aaron Feis and Tamar Lapin writing for the New York Post noted, “If Biden, Warren, Sanders, Buttigieg and Klobuchar didn’t break away from the pack, they at least played the hits. The same could not be said for the night’s sixth candidate, ­billionaire hedge-funder Tom Steyer, whose political inexperience continued to leave him doe-eyed and tongue-tied.”

The ho-hum debate, and believe me it was mind-numbingly tedious, ended with speculation over the animated exchange between Warren and Sanders when Looney Lizzie approached Comrade Bernie who stuck out his hand to shake hers only to have her snub him.

As she was speaking to Bernie, he nodded, then put up his hands as if to stop her.  Idiot Steyer walked up to them with Sanders saying something that caused the two of them to turn their backs and walk away.

Steyer, when asked about the confrontation afterwards said, “Look, I don’t know what they were saying.  Whatever was going on, I was trying to get out of the way as fast as possible.”

The post-debate chuckleheads at CNN were all-a-twitter over the mystery.  Maybe next time, the most trusted name in news could hire a lip reader while they struggle mightily to qualify as a credible news source.

Handshake: REJECTED pic.twitter.com/LUA49Z0JCc

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) January 15, 2020

#DemDebate: Just Two Doddering Old Fools Yelling At Each Other In A Contest To See Who Can Give Away The Most Stuff

“The Brooklyn Brawl” was an exposé on how Leftist societies impoverish themselves while simultaneously forming mobs based on the idea of their own entitlement. If there is a wealthier community or wealthier individuals nearby, those will be raided and assimilated so that the Leftist mob can keep itself from starving.

Meanwhile, we watched Hillary get schlonged as the audience shrieked its approval for everything the milksop socialist said and snarled at everything The Ice Cube In Heels said.

Wolf Blitzer: If you are both screaming at each other the viewers won’t be able to hear either of you #DemDebate https://t.co/O0Y3VqAi3J

— Anderson Cooper 360° (@AC360) April 15, 2016

EVEN THOUGH MY FINGERS CONTAIN THE KNOWLEDGE TO TIE MY SHOES—PERSONALLY I AM ALWAYS BAFFLED

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) April 8, 2016

This Is CNN

America gets to choose between a slovenly Socialist, a bubble-wrapped podium and a grifter granny.

Tonight: baseball on TBS, softball on CNN

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 13, 2015

#demdebatequestions When I spend my money it doesn't create jobs, but when you spend my money it does. What's your amazing secret?

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 12, 2015

Edgar Bergen, father of Candice Bergen, had a dummy named Charlie McCarthy, only slightly less wooden than #Hillary, & infinitely smarter.

— Mike aka Proof (@ProofBlog) October 13, 2015

Did Someone Call For A Hero?

Twelve days from today CNN, the Nevada Democratic Party and the Wynn Resort Las Vegas will host the first Democratic Presidential Debate.

The Democrats have always pinned their hopes on The Ice Cube In Heels except maybe that one time when The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer said in a debate that Hillary was “likeable enough” and went on to demolish her run for president waaaaay back in 2008.

Right now the Democratic Party is arguably in disarray with a socialist who is pulling the party further left and milquetoasts with zero chance of getting the party’s nomination like O’Malley and Chaffee.  The Dems need a hero and Clinton ain’t it.  Unable to convince the electorate (and the pundits for that matter) that she is warm and genuine and honest, she is mired in frantic talks with armies of attorneys about her emails.  She looks, well, she looks wobbly.  People are beginning to get that she’s been playing them for fools.

CNN recently announced that they’re going to keep a podium warm for Uncle Joe Biden allowing him to participate in the debate if he announces his candidacy as late as the day of the event.

The Democrats need Biden to pull them back from the edge of the abyss and give Granny Hillary a vigorous shove into retirement with three hots and a cot under the watchful eye of officers at a federal penitentiary. 

UPDATE:  CNN reported earlier today that Biden is not preparing for the first Democratic debate and is not expected to participate.   He and his team “have been inundated by mounds of research and battle plans” but “feels no pressure” to reach a decision prior to the second half of October.