The Tooth Fairy Has A Better Shot At Becoming President

According to the July 22 through July 30 Real Clear Politics Poll, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand is at 0.4 percent.  Her candidacy is as dead as a door nail.

To qualify for the September debates, candidates must get 2 percent support in at least four national polls and garner 130,000 unique donors.

Nate Silver’s famous or infamous, depending on how you view Five Thirty Eight’s polling, evaluated the performances of the Dems following this week’s debates in Detroit and Gillibrand is firmly ensconced in the fourth tier.

Her campaign has focused intensely on gender bias which has led absolutely nowhere.

In November of 2017 Gillibrand said former President Bill Clinton should have resigned during the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal.  Her comments drew fire from Hillary Clinton’s senior advisor, Philippe Reines.  His tweet has been deleted, but here’s the screencap:

During Wednesday’s dumpster fire debate, CNN’s Dana Bash said, “You are a co-sponsor of the Green New Deal which would include the guarantee of a job with medical leave, paid vacations and retirement security for everyone in America.  Explain how that’s realistic.”  Gillibrand answered, “So, the first thing that I’m going to do when I’m President is I’m going to Clorox the Oval Office.”

Many on the Left described her zinger as “the most memorable moment of the debate.”  Oh, it’s memorable alright.  It’s memorable because of its repugnant hypocrisy.

Confident she’d scored a big hit, her campaign immediately sent out a tweet to fundraise off it.

The first thing I'll do as president is Clorox the Oval Office—and then get to work cleaning up all the other messes this administration has made. Get your sticker: https://t.co/hcWbxPTjLK

— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) August 1, 2019

The Democrat Senator’s family ties to the NXIVM sex cult came to light in June of this year, raising serious questions about her relationship with the cult that she once denied knowing about.

The lurid trial revealed Keith Raniere, the leader of the cult-like group near Albany, NY was involved in sex trafficking, child pornography, extortion, compelled abortions, branding, degradation and humiliation.  He created a harem of sexual slaves branded with his initials and kept in line with blackmail.

GOP senatorial candidate Chele Farley revealed Gillibrand's father, Doug Rutnik, was once a lobbyist for NXIVM noting, “For Kirsten Gillibrand, the self-proclaimed #MeToo Senator, to claim ignorance about a notorious sex-slave cult, in her own backyard, is simply hard to believe.”

Gillibrand’s father and stepmother were both heavily involved in the cult according to eyewitness accounts from ex-NXIVM employees and court documents.

There will never be enough Clorox to sterilize the Oval Office after Bill Clinton’s sexual escapades involving Monica Lewinsky and his chummy relationship with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.