The notorious RBG, who
is recuperating at George Washington University Hospital after fracturing three
ribs in her office Wednesday night, was not in attendance at today’s Supreme
Court Ceremonial Investiture of Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
They’re fitting her for
bionic ribs in an effort to extend her lifespan. Democrats may have to laminate her if they
don’t want to cede ground on the Supreme Court or they’ll have to run a
stealthy ruse for the entirety of Trump’s presidency.
Someone may need
to be tasked with lining Ginsburg’s office with pillows.
People, especially
really stupid younger people, were offering the octogenarian their own ribs on
social media starting the hashtag #RibsForRuth on Twitter.
Do they need rib donors? Because she can have mine. Right now. #RibsForRuth— Tamar (@stoplookingup) November 8, 2018
Where do I donate? #RibsForRuth— Kelly McCaffrey (@kellyxmccaffrey) November 8, 2018
To anyone not just cracking wise about #RibsForRuth I just want to remind you that you're going to need those.— AC Carroll (@AC_carrbone) November 8, 2018
Many of the judges of
the US Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit were in attendance including Judge
Merrick Garland who was nominated to the Supreme Court in 2016 by The World’s
Most Dangerous Community Organizer. Garland was not given a confirmation
hearing or a Senate vote. The seat
vacated by Justice Antonin Scalia’s death remained open for more than a year so
the new president could fill the vacancy.
Sitting several rows
ahead of Garland was Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell with his wife
Elaine Chao. Also in attendance was Sen.
Lindsay Graham and White House Counsel Don McGahn.
President Trump and
First Lady Melania were seated in the front row alongside retired Justice
Anthony Kennedy who Kavanaugh succeeds on the bench.
Kavanaugh accuser, Christine
Blasey Ford, is still being harassed, her lawyers say. She's reportedly had to
move four times. She's had to pay for a private security detail. And she hasn't
been able to return to her job at Palo Alto University. Bless
her heart.
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