CNN scripted reader
Alisyn Camerota got a little snotty on Tuesday following a brief report about a
severe hailstorm hitting the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado Springs,
CO. She wondered how some people still
don't think "climate change is necessarily happening."
Fellow scripted reader
John Berman alerted viewers about large chunks of hail that hammered the
area on Monday, killing two animals at the zoo and injuring 14 people.
Camerota frowned at the
footage of hail splashing into the water at a bear habitat and remarked
sarcastically, "Is it August in Colorado as well?"
"I believe it has
reached August there," Berman said.
Insane video of baseball size hail hitting the bear exhibit at Cheyenne Mountain Zoo this afternoon. Such a scary situation for all of the people and animals involved. Video credit: Christine Barkalow #cowx pic.twitter.com/LeC1tKzkb9— Jessica Lebel (@JessicaLebelWX) August 7, 2018
Those who worship at
the altar of anthropogenic climate change are
convinced the global relevance of hail and a worldwide warming climate
increase the chances of hailstorms and morons like Camerota spit out climate
change drivel robotically.
Erie Insurance
published a report stating, “Each year, hailstorms lead to crop and property
damage across the United States. While every state can be the target of a
hailstorm, some states are more at risk than others.”
“Landlocked states in
the Great Plains and the Midwest are most frequently impacted by hailstorms.
That’s because hail commonly occurs in regions where the air’s freezing
altitude dips below 11,000 feet.”
“The region where
Nebraska, Colorado and Wyoming meet tops the list as the most common location
for hailstorms. It is appropriately known as Hail Alley. Hailstorms can occur
during the spring, summer or fall months. The majority of these storms appear
between May and September.”
And according to 9News.com
in Denver, “Hail is something that Coloradans are very familiar with. Part of
the Interstate 25 corridor, including Denver, gets more hail storms than
anywhere else in the country.”
“A report from the
Storm Prediction Center shows the area from the Denver Metro to Colorado
Springs gets an average of 13 large hail events every year. That's more than
most areas in the Central Plains known as "Hail Alley" and equal to
the number of severe hail days in southwestern Kansas.”
“If you count days that
any size hail occurs, you could call the Front Range the 'Second Hail Alley'”.
“The Front Range, the
High Plains just east of the Rocky Mountains definitely leads the country in
those types of days. Anywhere between 12 and 15 days a year in that area,” said
Paul Schlatter, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Boulder.
Colorado Springs (elevation
6,035 feet above sea level) and Denver (5,280 feet) are both seated much higher
than cities like Oklahoma City. This means as hail falls out of a storm below
the freezing level, it doesn't have as far to travel down to the ground and so
not as much of the hailstone will melt. This is why “Hail Alley” and the “Front
Range” get so much more hail compared to other cities; they’re physically much
closer to the storm and the hail stays frozen long enough to be damaging.
The geologic age of the
Rocky Mountains varies based on location. The youngest parts were uplifted 100
million to 65 million years ago during the close of the Mesozoic Era or what is
commonly known as the Age of Reptiles, whereas the older parts rose 600 million
years ago.
Al “ManBearPig” Gore predicted
the polar ice caps would melt by 2014. Didn’t happen. If you want to know what the weather will be
like tomorrow ask your local weatherman, but if you want to know if it’s going
to rain two weeks from now forget about it.
That’s not how the weather works.
I blame those damned
dinosaurs for not stopping that cataclysmic asteroid that messed with Earth’s
climate for 100,000 years after impact.
No wonder they died out. Big
dummies!
Weather is gonna
weather. Climate change is a natural
phenomenon millions of years old.
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