The Global Education and Skills Forum was suspected today of supplying their Sunday luncheon desserts of THC enhanced brownies at their conference held in Dubai. Many participants engaged in bizarre behavior following their consumption of the marijuana laden confections.
Citing calls for "services for inequality and oppression to be infused right into education" and "tranquility building," many speakers raved about the "good shit" that happens when you convince other stoners about things you fabricate on the fly.
However, Al Gore stole the show...
Dubai: Bizarre weather such as “flying rivers” and “rain bombs” are just some of the recent effects of climate change, warned former US vice-president Al Gore at the Global Education and Skills Forum (GESF) in Dubai on Sunday. Gore, who is the founder and chairman of The Climate Reality Project, a non-profit establishment “devoted to solving the climate crisis”, told GESF delegates global weather is becoming “extreme” and “disruptive”, mainly because of global warming…
Gore's colorful descriptions of climate catastrophes were well received, particularly his "Mother Of All Snow Flurries" and "clouds filled with frogs" predictions. Unfortunately he was forcibly removed from the podium as the "Frognado" rant was followed by threats of "climate suppositories" and "political equality enemas."
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