John Kerry, lame duck
Secretary of State, has moved up the date of his intended speech on a
Palestinian State to 11:00 AM this morning; a move no doubt intended to thwart
efforts by the incoming Trump administration to act on Israel’s behalf while at
the same time pushing back against Netanyahu.
For the last eight
years, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Samantha Power, Ben Rhodes,
and Susan Rice have sought to rewrite the traditional approach to foreign
policy.
When the Obama
administration discovered that tragic human nature still governed foreign
policy, it objected petulantly, insisting that an American messiah had come to
save the world. The world, for some strange reason, was not impressed. Instead,
it took advantage of the light-bringer’s childish narcissism.
We’re asking our
readers to come up with a pithy caption to this photoshopped image of Barack as
the hapless Deputy Barney Fife, snooty Francophile “Lurch” Le Kerry and Israeli Prime
Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
There will be three
winners: first, second and third place.
Let’s make the effort to come up with an imaginative caption worth your
while. Second and third place will
receive a $10 Amazon gift card. First
Place will receive a $25 gift card from Amazon and a spot on our sidebar as the
Blog of the Week.
Contest ends at
midnight Saturday, December 31st.
The winners will be announced on Sunday, New Years Day. Good luck!
Don't miss Secretary Kerry's speech. The administration that caused more Middle East war than anyone will explain how to achieve peace.— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) December 28, 2016
"The only way to achieve Middle East peace is for everyone to give up their air conditioners"--Secretary Kerry, probably— Josh Earnst (@NotJoshEarnest) December 28, 2016
Hi. I'm John Kerry. I stood by as 500,000 Syrians were killed. Now let me tell Israel what to do, because I am a moral midget.— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) December 28, 2016
UPDATE 1-1-2017: Our
caption contest ended on New Year’s Eve and we are proud to announce the
winners:
Pistol Pete is our First Place Winner—he will receive a $25 Amazon Gift Card
Proof is our Second Place Winner—he will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card
Woodsterman is our Third Place Winner—he will receive a $10 Amazon Gift Card
Congratulations guys. Ya done good!
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