Sunday, January 10, 2016

Mean Tweets: Spicoli Edition

Oh my.  The Intertoobs are all ablaze with the news that El Chapo, head of the world’s most notorious drug cartel, was recaptured by Mexican Marines following a meeting with Spicoli deep in the jungles of Mexico.

In the extraordinary interview, Spicoli marveled over El Chapo’s humble, hardscrabble childhood, but not a peep was uttered about the river of blood from the deaths of  tens of thousands of rivals, informants and officials in Mexico and the US by his Sinaloa cartel hitmen.

The meeting was brokered by Mexican actress Kate del Castillo who had established a “relationship” with the drug kingpin via Twitter and then through El Chapo’s lawyers. 

The Mexican government has launched an investigation into the actions of the socialist who nurtured a bromance with Hugo Chavez, the cruel dictator he once declared was one of history’s greatest leaders.

And now the cry across the Twitterverse is for the washed up piece of shit to be arrested for not alerting authorities to El Chapo’s whereabouts.

SPICOLI :  Holy shit!

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